Commander of the Pants Patrol; comprising Lieutenant Scrotes & Private's Plum 1st Class, & Plum 2nd Class (there's always one higher than the other).

A man's sex part
"Looks like Sergeant Sausage is ready to assault the Pink Valley!"

"Sorry, can't talk right now, Sgt. Sausage is deep in the enemy bush, ring me back later!"
by The Powers September 27, 2006
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