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Sircumstance

1.When a British Karate teacher is teaching a ninja stance and cums in his pants because Karate makes him horny.
1.I cant leave my kids under this Sircumstance, they'll come home with jizz on them every day.
by "milk"man June 18, 2009
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sircumstance

a sexual position used by a rich man when about to ejaculate.
it was know time for the senator to shift into his sirCUMstance.
by sirvincy May 21, 2011
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The Circumstances

An unofficial name for the tumultuous events of 2020 and onward, coined by Conan O’Brian in a viral tweet responding to a restaurant’s sign stating that “There have been price increases to original menu due to the circumstances.”
Grandad, what were you doing in your 20s?”
“Well Timmy, that was during The Circumstances, and I was broke as fuck…”
by ragonkmasterp1 July 10, 2022
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shitcumstances

When circumstances in life and situations are completely miserable and crappy; Circumstances and occurences that inevitably lead to a bad outcome.
1. As a result of shitcumstances, the office had to work all night.

2. They were victim of shitcumstance, and died horribly.
by Snowday February 4, 2009
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Pomp and Circumstance

The legendary graduation song that is traditionally hated by all bands and/or orchestras that are forced to play it for 30 some minutes as the graduates walk up the aisle. I'm shocked it isn't defined already.
Oh god, I don't think I can play Pomp and Circumstance one more time.

Hey, the first clarinet part for Pomp and Circumstance actually isn't that bad! I mean, hey, it'll still kill me, but at least it has some fun high notes, right?
by CLARINETMARCHINGBANDKID December 12, 2012
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unfortunate circumstance

Your current state being less than optimal.
We're stranded on an uncharted island. This unfortunate circumstance is the result of our plane crashing into the ocean.
by Stumblers August 10, 2016
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Bullshit Circumstances

A 'Bullshit Circumstance' is where two or more people have a bet between friends, usually on sports and if the outcome if that you lose, you have a right to call 'bullshit Circumstance' where is something INCREDIBLY unlucky or 'bullshit' happens. It is decided between unbiased judges (3 to 5).
Having a bet between friends on a horse race,
'Yes! My horse is about to win the race! WHAT?! Who the fuck just shot my horse?! 'You lost give me the money' 'FUCK THAT! I call 'Bullshit Circumstances'
by Eddy The Snake March 5, 2013
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