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star wars sequels 

star wars sequels by bananalol257 October 9, 2020

Star Wars sequels 

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Controversial movies that caused a civil war in the Star Wars fandom. One side claims the other is sexist for not liking the main character Rey for being an uninteresting character. This is untrue because there are many interesting female Star Wars characters, including but not limited to Bo Katan, Mira Jade, Leia Organa, Sabine Wren, Hera Syndulla, Assaj Ventris, Barris Offee, Mon Mothma, Jyn Urso, Padme Amidalla, etc. However, all are entitled to their own opinion. I personally think Disney should just pull a Star Trek and have multiple different cannons. Ok sorry for angering you sequels fan have a nice day.
Person: but the Star Wars sequels are good
Me: *visible stress* yea... sure

Law of Sequels

Law that states that a sequel to a movie or game will always be worse than the original. No (well, okay, FEW) exceptions.

This law especially applies to movies and games made after 2000, when everything started sucking ass.
I don't need an example for the Law of Sequels, do I?
Law of Sequels by Tisteca October 7, 2007

the sequels

The worst goddamn movie trilogy ever. Literally takes a shit on your childhood and then laughs at your face as you watch all your favorite characters die for a little emo bitch boy.
Why couldn’t they have just left it alone. Instead the sequels ruined luke and killed han.
the sequels by Kkk6969 August 8, 2020

The Star Wars sequels 

Absolutely DOG SHIT and ruins your entire childhood. This shit makes the prequels look like GOD made it himself. You are considered a retard if you like these and die for me
Yo I loved the Star Wars sequels, dude.
Me: while loads shotgun intently* then you will die.

The Sequels

The movie trilogy that a bunch of toxic fan boys cry over because it wasn't just mind numbing lightsaber battles and had actual depth
Craig- my favourite movie is the last jedi
Joe- FAKE FAN THE SEQUELS ARENT CANON
The Sequels by Bobol June 11, 2021