59 definitions by udontknowmeidontknowu
by udontknowmeidontknowu November 2, 2021
The day George Washington and his men forced some aliens back to their home planet. The weeks leading up to the event were filled with strange occurrences, such as pyramids and crop circles randomly showing up. The battle lasted 30 minutes and although the aliens had better technology, George Washington had more men and was aided by a nearby town who was angry that their crops were being destroyed. Also, it's believed that a time machine arrived mid-battle and dropped off Abraham Lincoln in a tank. After the great battle, many of the soldiers gained the power to generate electricity because of radiation, all the toilet buckets were covered in invisible force fields, and they realized that snakes had moved into their food supply.
And that is why we all celebrate April 1st by electrocuting each other with rings, putting plastic wrap on toilets, and giving each other cans full of rubber snakes.
by udontknowmeidontknowu April 5, 2021
by udontknowmeidontknowu March 18, 2021
YOU may not have heard about the Truman show. so basically there's this TV studio and they ARE creating this entire fictional world for this one guy named Truman. Truman has no idea he's IN A TV SHOW and his entire world is a high-tech dome in Hollywood. Eventually, actors slipping up, and some technology malfunctioning convince him to TRY TO ESCAPE. It turns out that HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE ARE ROOTING FOR him, but few were ever able to get into the dome. If YOU hadn't known what the movie was before, now you have.
by udontknowmeidontknowu March 8, 2021
The way all things must be. If you are imposter, you kill crewmates. If you are Mandalorian, you don't take off helmet. If you are Star Wars fan, you say "this is the way". If you are manager, you defend world from Karen. If you are Anakin, you hate sand and children. If you don't see your definition when you search it up, you write it again. Any violation of the way will result in being kicked out of the universe.
Bob: "Why do you always say this is the way?"
Dob: "This is the way"
Bob: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Dob: "This is the way"
Bob: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
by udontknowmeidontknowu October 26, 2020
A thing that contrary to popular belief, cannot cause paradoxes. The only way you would be able to kill your grandfather would be to kill him after your father was born, in which case you never met him in the first place and that will be how it's always been. In any other case, you are physically unable to, for you will inevitably be stopped or change your mind. When you go back in time, you are only able to do what has already happened.
guy: Ima prevent (Insert unexpected disaster here) from happening
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person
Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person
Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw
by udontknowmeidontknowu April 28, 2021
Something you shout when you're in a film set of Outer space and the editors edit it to make it all echoey.
Person 1: oh wow we're in outer space somehow
Person 2: SPAAAAAAACE!
Person 1: WTF is wrong with you.
WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY
GEORGE LUCAS
Person 2: SPAAAAAAACE!
Person 1: WTF is wrong with you.
WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY
GEORGE LUCAS
by udontknowmeidontknowu January 27, 2021
