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An evil villain that throws watermelons at people. He is secretly plotting to throw an astroid-sized melon at the world and wipe out 90% of all human life.
The melomaniac sounds like a Batman villain, but he isn't I guess.
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by udontknowmeidontknowu March 04, 2021

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A Nerd is an intelligent individual who enjoys the science fiction or fantasy genre. There are many types of nerds, which includes but is not limited to:

The Gamer- Into video games, and knows a lot about them.
The Geek- More into the intelligent part, or could just prefer the title of Geek.
The Boardgame Nerd- Plays board games.
The Anime Nerd- likes anime.
The collector- collects cool sci-fi or fantasy stuff.
The Brony- likes my little pony.
The Furry- Into animal morphing stuff, not all furries are nerds.

The Theatre kid- Not always nerds but I thought I should include it.

A nerd could be more than one of any of these or none of these.

Things nerds like include:
Star Wars
Marvel
DC
Stranger Things
The Umbrella Academy
Harry Potter
Dark Horse Comics
Dungeons and Dragons
Comic-Con
The Tick (some old superhero comic thing)
etc

The definition of nerd tends to very.
Dustin: Did you just do all of that in your head?
Erica: I'm good with numbers.
Dustin: Holy shit. You're a nerd.
Erica: Come again?
Dustin: You... are... a... nerd.
Erica: Okay, you better take that back, nerd.
Dustin: Can't put the truth back in the box.
Erica: But it's not the truth.
Dustin: Let's examine the facts, shall we? Fact one: you're a math whiz, apparently.
Erica: That was a pretty straightforward equation.
Dustin: Fact number two: you're a political junkie.
Erica: Just because I don't agree with Communism as an ideology...
Dustin: Fact number three: you love My Little Pony.
Erica: And what does My Little Pony have to do with this?
Dustin: Ah, let's recall the ponies' latest adventure, shall we? The evil centaur team and Tirek turns Applejack into a dragon at Midnight Castle, and then Megan and the other ponies have to use Moochick's magic to defeat his rainbow of darkness, saving them from a lifetime of enslavement. All the pink in the world can't disguise the irrefutable fact that centaurs and castles and dragons and magic are all standard nerd tropes. Ergo, My Little Pony is nerdy. Ergo, you, Erica, are a nerd.
Erica: And how do you know so much about My Little Pony?
Dustin: Because I'm... a nerd.
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by udontknowmeidontknowu January 05, 2021

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When you marry the youtube algorithm, and create a cult of followers with names like "Endeeerman", "Villageeer", or "Steveee 2.0"

Synonyms: Megamanny
Me: Oh my gosh, another minecraft video by Steveee?
youtube algorithm: we'll be together forever my love
New youtube account named Herobrineee: *Spontaneously exists*
by udontknowmeidontknowu April 13, 2021

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Made of these. Who am I to disagree? I've traveled the world and the seven seas, everybody's looking for something! Some of them want to use you, Some of them want to get used by you, some of them want to abuse you, and some of them want to be abused.
Sweet dreams are made of these. Who am I to disagree? I've traveled the world and the seven seas, everybody's looking for something!
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by udontknowmeidontknowu March 05, 2021

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Also known as Chillagers, this fallen army of ice was our last defense against the squid empire. After some mad science experiments by Dr.Dream, the ice army lost the battle of the 2020 mob vote and the newest form of squid, the glow squid, was born. With this powerful new squid, the squid empire is one step closer to world domination. A Minecraft computer once predicted a squid uprising for 2019. Researchers found that the computer short-circuited and predicted the uprising for 1 year too early.
F in the chat for our fallen heroes the iceologers.
by udontknowmeidontknowu November 10, 2020

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The main character of the new Mulan and the Star Wars sequels.
Use The force Rey
Use The Chi Mulan
Use The plot device that makes you stronger than everyone, even if they can also use it, Mary Sue
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by udontknowmeidontknowu February 02, 2021

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A guy who wears mittens and sits in a chair.
I'm surprised the bernie sanders definition wasn't flooded with memes already.
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by udontknowmeidontknowu January 25, 2021

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