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Glow squid

The Glow squid is a new genetic mutation of the squid, giving it the ability to glow and making it more powerful. Soon the evil Squid Empire will take over the world and enslave all of humanity. Only the Iceologer gang has the power to fight off these beasts.
oh no, the squids are taking over!!!!

The Glow squids are too powerful!!!
I should have voted for the Iceologer.
by udontknowmeidontknowu December 10, 2020
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Amogus

A game where little A-shaped guys mug people, hence the name "Amogus".
A letter A mugged us in Amogus.
That's sus.
by udontknowmeidontknowu November 2, 2021
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Copper golem

A mob that Mojang may add in the future, just like the iceologer. With it will come copper buttons and statues when they freeze up from oxidation. Mojang will press buttons randomly, but I hope that they will activate redstone when mobs are near. This will be great for automatic base defense systems.
The Allay and the copper golem are friends
by udontknowmeidontknowu November 2, 2021
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Nerd

A Nerd is an intelligent individual who enjoys the science fiction or fantasy genre. There are many types of nerds, which includes but is not limited to:

The Gamer- Into video games, and knows a lot about them.
The Geek- More into the intelligent part, or could just prefer the title of Geek.
The Boardgame Nerd- Plays board games.
The Anime Nerd- likes anime.
The collector- collects cool sci-fi or fantasy stuff.
The Brony- likes my little pony.
The Furry- Into animal morphing stuff, not all furries are nerds.

The Theatre kid- Not always nerds but I thought I should include it.

A nerd could be more than one of any of these or none of these.

Things nerds like include:
Star Wars
Marvel
DC
Stranger Things
The Umbrella Academy
Harry Potter
Dark Horse Comics
Dungeons and Dragons
Comic-Con
The Tick (some old superhero comic thing)
etc

The definition of nerd tends to very.
Dustin: Did you just do all of that in your head?
Erica: I'm good with numbers.
Dustin: Holy shit. You're a nerd.
Erica: Come again?
Dustin: You... are... a... nerd.
Erica: Okay, you better take that back, nerd.
Dustin: Can't put the truth back in the box.
Erica: But it's not the truth.
Dustin: Let's examine the facts, shall we? Fact one: you're a math whiz, apparently.
Erica: That was a pretty straightforward equation.
Dustin: Fact number two: you're a political junkie.
Erica: Just because I don't agree with Communism as an ideology...
Dustin: Fact number three: you love My Little Pony.
Erica: And what does My Little Pony have to do with this?
Dustin: Ah, let's recall the ponies' latest adventure, shall we? The evil centaur team and Tirek turns Applejack into a dragon at Midnight Castle, and then Megan and the other ponies have to use Moochick's magic to defeat his rainbow of darkness, saving them from a lifetime of enslavement. All the pink in the world can't disguise the irrefutable fact that centaurs and castles and dragons and magic are all standard nerd tropes. Ergo, My Little Pony is nerdy. Ergo, you, Erica, are a nerd.
Erica: And how do you know so much about My Little Pony?
Dustin: Because I'm... a nerd.
by udontknowmeidontknowu January 5, 2021
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Bernie sanders

A guy who wears mittens and sits in a chair.
I'm surprised the bernie sanders definition wasn't flooded with memes already.
by udontknowmeidontknowu January 25, 2021
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Melomaniac

An evil villain that throws watermelons at people. He is secretly plotting to throw an astroid-sized melon at the world and wipe out 90% of all human life.
The melomaniac sounds like a Batman villain, but he isn't I guess.
by udontknowmeidontknowu March 4, 2021
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Inside joke

Illegal. Do not make one into an Urban dictionary definition. They are Jokes that only your friends know.
Me: Ima make a definition only my friends will get.

B-B-Birthday party: A place where you hide all the dead bodies.

Urban dictionary: FBI your under arrest dor illegal possession of Inside Jokes.
by udontknowmeidontknowu January 4, 2021
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