sensex 

some random fucking stock that was dropping at the time of this definition being written

Person 1: Hey bro, sensex is dropping
Person 2: NOOOOOOO!!!! I HAD ALL MY MONEY IN SENSEX
Person 1: Pineapple
Person 2: Im horny

sensex by sensisex October 31, 2023

Common Sense Media 

A website where obsessive moms go to complain, scrutinize, and criticize all things found in the media

Before you allow Little Tommy to watch Spongebob, make sure you check it's rating on Common Sense Media!

Common Sense Media by DerpyDumplings March 21, 2015

Common Sense Media 

A piece of shit website where soccer moms who have children that want to play a game or watch a tv show or a movie refer to to see if it has positive messages, violence, sex, drugs, and of course the worst category ever CONSUMERISM. To get a good review it must go with the common sense media guidelines. They give all good movies 3 stars which sucks.

Teenager in high school : hey mom can I play fortnite and roblox kids games suck
Mom: let me check common sense media

Mom: no it’s 18+
Mom: it’s not stop treating like a baby I’m 17 curse you

Common Sense Media by Chris Hansen is the goat November 25, 2019

the intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment 

EA's justification on reddit for Star Wars Battlefront 2, claiming they weren't money hungry assholes, but the reply received over 600,000 downvotes.

EA: The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.
EA: *Gets over 600,000 downvotes*
EA: Shit.

the intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment by Boisin sauce May 19, 2018

Common Sense Media 

A shitty website that's dedicated towards blinding children and teens from anything relatively inappropriate from the media until they eventually become adults and realize that the world isn't all sun shines and rainbows. The name itself is super ironic due to the fact that this site fails to realize that we now live in a world where inappropriate content will always be available to children no matter how much prevention people take.

13-year-old: Mom, why can't I watch Trailer Park Boys?
delusional mom: Because it's for people ages 18+ according to Common Sense Media. There's too much profanity and your too young to be hearing bad language.
13-year-old: The people at my school swear like sailors, you can't just blind me from this kind of stuff forever mom.
delusional mom: Well you're a kid and I don't want you to be around any bad language until you're at least 18.

Common Sense Media by Dubiks February 20, 2019

Sense8 

A netflix original show, all of season 1 came out on June 5th 2015. It's about 8 strangers around the world who are connected telepathically. They all have different stories lines and problems. It is a bit confusing but very interesting. Characters include are a transgender lesbian, an Icelandic DJ, a homicidal German, badass Korean woman that kicks ass, a closeted Mexican actor, SAYID FROM LOST and many more.
Warning you will probably question your existence after watching it and will get this goddamn song called What's Up stuck in your head.

Person: Should I watch Sense8?
Fangirl: OMFG YAS IT HAS HOMOSEXUALS, DIVERSITY AND HALF THE MAIN CAST ARE WOMAN!

Sense8 by tumblraf July 12, 2015

Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei

Probably one of the weirdest manga ever penned by the Japanese. Written by the satirist Koji Kumeta, it tells the tale of one Kafuka Fuura, who discovers her teacher, Nozomu Itoshiki, under a sakura tree...

He is hanging by the neck in one of his many suicide attempts. She, being endlessly optimistic, thinks he is simply trying to make himself taller. Needless to say, this is where things get quite strange...and hilarious.

He teaches a class full of strangers, from the hikikomori, to a Disassociative Personality Disorder suffering transfer student, to a stalker, to a ridiculously OCD psychopath. And a normal girl.

The series does not take itself seriously at all, and is probably the darkest, strangest, and most disturbing comedies in existence.

AND I LOVE IT.

I'M IN DESPAIR! THE FACT THAT SAYONARA ZETSUBOU SENSEI HAS ENDED HAS LEFT ME IN DESPAIR! THERE'S NO HOPE! I'M GOING TO GO DIE!

Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei by ARatherPoorDriver October 27, 2010