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Boy I heard you got you a semeka....good look!
Semeka by Dat way December 20, 2016
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semenancy 

The use of semen in divination rituals - most commonly done by reading the patterns formed after giving someone a 'facial'.
"For thousands of years practitioners of sex magick have used semenancy to foretell the future."
semenancy by Dribbles23 March 10, 2008
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semenated 

when something has traces of semen in it
Person1:I call the bed
Person2:Have fun sleeping in my semenated sheets
semenated by K4pt4in April 12, 2008
Semedar is a pseudonym. It's main user (and perhaps it's only user) is a person named Victor Villa. He came upon this name back when EQ was big. Ever since he used this pseudonym everywhere he went. You can just Google "Semedar" and 99% of the matches are from him. Often abbreviated "Seme" (Sem-e)
Person: Hey Seme (or Semedar) wanna go to Bill Millers?
Semedar: Sure.
Semedar by Semedar February 8, 2010

Semenator 

One who emits ridiculously large amounts of semen after sufficient stimulation to his manhood. Does not mean he has a large didgeridoo or is immune to the feared premature ejaculation. Not too much is known about semenators...
Don't you love it when a huge load bursts all over onto your face? Good god I love semenators!
Semenator by LeFreddy September 2, 2010
When you find yourself in a tough situation and need to improvise stupidly (Russian word)
Person 1: why are you strapping hotplates to a tank?
Person 2: the targeting system for the missile works better when an object is hot
Person 1: so we're cheating on the missile trials?
Person 2: just take it as smekalka
Shemeka is a Goddess.
shemeka by Lovely _Lady December 22, 2016
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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