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Spleringe
A needle shaped dick that is exceedingly skinny. So skinny in fact that it is capable of discharging in ears and nostrils without being detected.
Yeah bro we gotta kick this guys ass, he totally assaulted us on that camping trip with his little tiny spleringe.
Spleringe by Ranchgirls December 13, 2020
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sweltering
sweltering by b95x80 September 9, 2010
A.C. Slatering
When you sit on the toilet backwards during a shitting session, much like the TV persona of the same name.
A.C. Slatering by Geoff Gurak December 7, 2007
skeetering
(adj) skee-ter-ing, skee-ter-ed; To proclaim great falsehoods, the act of assuming the character or appearance of, especially if fraudulently.
skeetering by Kevindoh April 6, 2007
skettering
If you've ever been out on a thursday, friday or saturday night in the wonderful town of kettering (uk) then you know that it is full of the skettiest girls around in their non-existent dresses and high heels.
skettering by zaakie March 3, 2011
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wrongun
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.