selfish selfie

when a celebrity takes a nude selfie and won't let us look at it

I wish Jennifer Lawrence would quit taking those selfish selfies

selfish selfie by henro50 September 13, 2014

Selfish Top 

A top who makes sure he is pleased and only cares if he cums without getting the bottom off

Girl I slept with this guy last night and I spent all night giving him head and letting him top me until he came but then he just got up and left without doing shit for me. Fuck selfish tops

Selfish Top by QueenOfQueers August 30, 2016

Selfish Shellfish 

Someone that only thinks about themself. It's basically calling someone selfish, but more redundant.

Gary: Dude, can I have some cigarettes?
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
Gary: Dude, fine. Y'don't need to be a selfish shellfish about it. Fuck.

Selfish Shellfish by YapmelkXela October 14, 2009

Selfish Facebooker 

Facebook Friends who NEVER comment on any one elses posts or comments, but only post their own opinions quotes, or videos for others to comment on

Dude have you ever gotten a comment or response on any of your posts from Corky or Cassandra ?? They are ONLY interested in posting & receiving feedback on their own opinions ... Such "Selfish Facebookers" !

Selfish Facebooker by magic worder August 25, 2011

Selfish bastard 

Selfish bastard. Used when you ask your friend for something small and they refuse to give or share it with you.

Hey, can I have some of that hamburger?

No, it's mine.

You selfish bastard!

Selfish bastard by BoS101 July 23, 2012

Selfish 

Having a total disregard for anyone but yourself and anyone else's feelings.

He never cared for her. He only used her to satisfy his selfish needs.

Selfish by GoldenV December 5, 2013

Selfish Lover 

Someone who accepts and is pleasured by "Oral Sex" but does not reciprocate.

No example necessary....Seriously.....ya' know what I'm talkin' about.

OK, a mini-example for those of you who aren't with it.

I did the muff dive on her and made her moan but she was a selfish lover and refused to bob my knob.

ENJOY!

Selfish Lover by Mimi who is emancipated. July 23, 2008