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Selfish Top 

A top who makes sure he is pleased and only cares if he cums without getting the bottom off
Girl I slept with this guy last night and I spent all night giving him head and letting him top me until he came but then he just got up and left without doing shit for me. Fuck selfish tops
Selfish Top by QueenOfQueers August 30, 2016

Selfish Shellfish 

Someone that only thinks about themself. It's basically calling someone selfish, but more redundant.
Gary: Dude, can I have some cigarettes?
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
Gary: Dude, fine. Y'don't need to be a selfish shellfish about it. Fuck.
Selfish Shellfish by YapmelkXela October 14, 2009

Selfish Facebooker 

Facebook Friends who NEVER comment on any one elses posts or comments, but only post their own opinions quotes, or videos for others to comment on
Dude have you ever gotten a comment or response on any of your posts from Corky or Cassandra ?? They are ONLY interested in posting & receiving feedback on their own opinions ... Such "Selfish Facebookers" !
Selfish Facebooker by magic worder August 25, 2011

Selfish bastard 

Selfish bastard. Used when you ask your friend for something small and they refuse to give or share it with you.
Hey, can I have some of that hamburger?

No, it's mine.

You selfish bastard!
Selfish bastard by BoS101 July 23, 2012
Having a total disregard for anyone but yourself and anyone else's feelings.
He never cared for her. He only used her to satisfy his selfish needs.
Selfish by GoldenV December 5, 2013

Selfish Lover 

Someone who accepts and is pleasured by "Oral Sex" but does not reciprocate.
No example necessary....Seriously.....ya' know what I'm talkin' about.

OK, a mini-example for those of you who aren't with it.

I did the muff dive on her and made her moan but she was a selfish lover and refused to bob my knob.

ENJOY!
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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