seizin' 

another term for "cool" or "bitchin'." Generally used by stoners.

Dude, that party was seizin' fo sho.

seizin' by morgagoogle March 20, 2011

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN 

When a mid evil peasant eats a nice loaf of rye bread and when HOLY SHIT I’M BLASTING OUT OF BOTH ENDS! MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN, THE FUCKING WALLS ARE MELTING?! I CAN HEAR SATAN’S VOICE! HE’S TELLING ME TO… INVEST IN APPLE?? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?! WHY DOES HE WANT ME TO BUY APPLES?!

“Yo dude where did the rye bread go?”

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN!

MY HEART’S A SEIZIN, MY LUNGS A WHEEZIN by GenosCyborg September 4, 2023

smizing 

A facial expression where you smile with your eyes;
giving someone happy eyes

look at that girl... she's totally smizing at me

i don't know why he hasn't come over yet, i've been smizing at him all night!

smizing by Jena Bo Bena September 16, 2012

sight sizing 

1. Looking at a woman's breasts and being able to tell her cup and bra size

<woman takes off her shirt>

woman:are you good at sight sizing, sir?

man:why yes i actually am. you are about a 34a, right?

woman:thats right. howd you guess?

man:im good at sight sizing.

sight sizing by Fandangoooooooo September 3, 2006

Seizing 

When you’re shooketh to a state that you can’t even move anymore.

“Bruh, I just saw this guy and I’m seizing over how hot he was”

Seizing by Okie2019 August 25, 2018

Sizing up 

The act of checking someone out to see if you can take them in a fight

Chad told me he was sizing up brad and he thinks he can take him.

Sizing up by DomToretto July 17, 2021

delusional sizing 

1.when someone pretends they are a few clothing sizes smaller than they are (i.e. Mariah Carey)

2. when a man thinks his cock is much larger (or smaller) than it actually is

Mariah swears she wears a size 6...her assistants replace size 12 tags with 6's to accomodate her delusional sizing

Some guys love to flash their cocks because they think it is bigger than it actually is...when people laugh, they may realize it's a case of delusional sizing

delusional sizing by Meadow Soprano November 16, 2005