semenosis 

A foul odor caused by swallowing semen combined with poor oral hygiene immediately after giving a successful blow job.

In order to prevent semenosis, brush, floss and rinse with Listerene.

semenosis by Fresita74 July 5, 2018

Semenoid 

Semenoids are itty bitty semen, the semen that expels from your phalace.

I was beating off last night and a whole bunch of semenoids escaped.

Semenoid by Wolfthechubba January 4, 2011

sedentosis

(n.) a debilitating disease characterized by the victim's inability or distaste to any form of motion; more severe than laziness, but less severe than paralysis


From the Latin root sedere (to sit).

"You really need to get your act together, you lazy little fuck."
"I'm not lazy!!! I have sedentosis, you ignoramus!"

sedentosis by Keho March 2, 2009

Semosis 

The act of transferring skill sets through repeated semen exposure

Airplane is going down we need a pilot!!

I’ve had some semosis with a pilot. I’ll take a crack at landing this bird

Semosis by Dinostis May 9, 2019

Semensicle 

To freeze your cum in a popsicle form.

Guy 1: Lets make semensicles!
Guy 2: The last one to cum has to eat it!

Semensicle by The Flaming Oak Trees January 11, 2006

Opinion Stenosis 

1. An abnormal narrowing of acceptable opinions or thoughts.

2. The process of truncating the scope of acceptable opinions in a society

Maeve was brassed off by the bigwigs' attempt to categorize her formerly nigh ubiquitous opinion that David Bowie is our lord and savior as fringe -- such irksome opinion stenosis she thought.

Opinion Stenosis by MoribundMurdoch September 16, 2020

Semenitis 

A condition in which a disgusting slut's dirty meat wallet cramps uncontrollably due to the the pressure it has received from years and years of getting blasted by hot and sticky man milk. Also known as a period.

Barbara came to me today complaining about painful cramps. I diagnosed it as a severe case of semenitis. I recommended that the dirty whore stops geting her ax wound pounded and creamed in until it heals.

Semenitis by jtcjr13 August 6, 2009