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semenstruate 

The excess semen that flows out of the woman's vagina after sexual intercourse between a male and female.
After a night of of passionate sex Allie began to semenstruate as she walked into the kitchen to get a mid-night snack...she quickly grabbed a paper towel and wiped up the semen just as it ran down the inner thigh of her leg.
semenstruate by gonzo words December 27, 2010

Semensicle 

To freeze your cum in a popsicle form.
Guy 1: Lets make semensicles!
Guy 2: The last one to cum has to eat it!
Semensicle by The Flaming Oak Trees January 11, 2006

semenship 

A male's ability to charm and seduce females of all races, colors, creeds and places of national origin.
Brad's skillful semenship was the envy of all his friends who couldn't get dates for New Years Eve
semenship by Johnny Sportcoat September 2, 2015

Semenstrating 

When something is very frustrating
This Roblox obby is so Semenstrating
Semenstrating by charik November 20, 2017

Semenstruation 

When your having sex with a girl and she starts menstruating and you pull out after leaving a load, and the semen and menstrual fluids start coming out and mixing together making this dirty ass goop.

Also used after calling a guy, usually Korean, Semen. When his name is Simon. It is to take it to a 2nd level of name morphing
Sebastian - yo Semen
Simon - fuck you Sebastard
Sebastian - easy there semenstruation

Simon - i was totally banging this chick when i felt something weird so i pulled out after letting a load in. she semenstruated everywhere.
Semenstruation by Constapator June 17, 2010
Elton John makes me seemen
seemen by fartbutt2x July 1, 2004
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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