secret hat 

another name for undergarments. the top hat is the obvious covering the head, the bottom hat is the shoe, all that is left to name are the secret hats. These are the hats nobody has to know about you wearing unless you want them to.

"Hey, nice top hat, dude! Where'd you get it?"
"Hot Topic! If you like this, you'd LOVE their secret hats. So many fun colors/patterns! "
"Aw man, date night is coming up; I better get on that!"

secret hat by HDiggityDOG13577 April 3, 2020

secret hater 

A really close friend who secretly hates on you or wishes for you to not succeed in anything. This person usually will not show that they are hating on you to anyone and will be perceived as a really good friend to you. They also might try to keep you down or assist in your failures secretively. Or have malicious thoughts of what they could do to make your life miserable.

Mary and Jane, best friends

Mary: (pulls up in her new car outside Janes' house) "I finally got my new car!! Wanna go for a ride!!??"

Jane: "Hell yeah!!!" she shouts in delight. But Jane is really thinking she wishes Mary would get into an accident and ruin her new car. Jane is a secret hater.

secret hater by Babygirl83 April 12, 2011

Secret Haters 

A word that expresses the relationship between two people which might be described as a 'profound bound' - but instead of loving eachother, they secretly hate eachother. Quite a lot actually.

Person 1: 'I spent the past sixty years hating her.'
Person 2: 'So you've been Secret Haters for that long?!'

Secret Haters by heterosexualsherlock January 28, 2012

Scret Hater 

One who Hates Screts.

I hate Screts. They're so damn Scretty. I could just kick them all in the nuts.

Scret Hater by Scret Hatin Moi August 2, 2003

Secretate 

to be an awesome/phenomenal secretary

Wow, look at that organized page of notes! That girl/guy can really secretate.

Secretate by a tree598 June 7, 2018

secretate 

the act of being a phenomenal Secretary

"Gee wiz! She sure can secretate! She has my vote!"

secretate by TotallyNotGod June 7, 2018

secretatorium

a secret place; a place where secret meetings are held.

The leaders are in the secretatorium to hold discussions to end the political impasse.

secretatorium by uttam maharjan November 7, 2010