Rugby

Anyone named Troy. An annoying and complete Beta male who looks like a thumb and makes no sense in whatever they say or do.

Troy: "I like trains"
Me: "RUGBY!!!!!!! (in a deep alpha voice)"

by barbariancoc December 10, 2019

Blithering Secant

Someone or something that has been an absolute idiot that there is no other thing you can call them. By referencing them to a line that intersects a parabola, you assert complete male alpha dominance.

Person 1 :"(does something idiotic)"
Me: "You Blithering Secant!"

by barbariancoc October 28, 2019