by Brettsoftheworld March 13, 2015
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"That girl is so fine, I'm going to have to give her the Seaturtle"
"Why do you have bendy straws by the bed?... You never heard of the Seaturtle baby?"
"Why do you have bendy straws by the bed?... You never heard of the Seaturtle baby?"
by TheOneTrueHero July 14, 2022
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Seattle University is a small, quaint, Jesuit college located in a shithole ghetto section of Seattle and attended by students who couldn't make the bar for University of Washington but wanted to hang out in Seattle's depressing weather anyway because they mistakenly thought Seattle would be a great place to live.
Dude, I heard you didn't make it into UW.
Yeah but I can still hang with you in Seattle's depressing fucking weather 'cause Seattle University let me in. Hopefully that rain doesn't drive us to suicide.
Yeah but I can still hang with you in Seattle's depressing fucking weather 'cause Seattle University let me in. Hopefully that rain doesn't drive us to suicide.
by Smack Baby September 14, 2011
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Person 1: “Did you hear the name of the new NHL team in Seattle?”
Person 2: “They are going to be called ‘The Seattle Kraken‘.”
Person 2: “They are going to be called ‘The Seattle Kraken‘.”
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Get the Seattle Rock Band player mug.A school located in west seattle that is known for its trashy hoes and wannabe gang bangers.
West Seattle High is widely known for its 2015 chlamydia outbreak due to a particular “squad” of people having intercourse with each other.
Also widely known for its hoes. They’re known to prostitute themselves within the all gender bathroom. Typical pricing is $5 for a blow job.
Teachers at West Seattle highschool also are unable to effectively teach students, which leads to this behavior.
West Seattle High is widely known for its 2015 chlamydia outbreak due to a particular “squad” of people having intercourse with each other.
Also widely known for its hoes. They’re known to prostitute themselves within the all gender bathroom. Typical pricing is $5 for a blow job.
Teachers at West Seattle highschool also are unable to effectively teach students, which leads to this behavior.
Guy 1: “Damn that babygirl fine as hell, which school she go to?”
Guy 1: “Dawg, she goes to West Seattle Highschool, she probably got chlamydia.”
Guy 1: “Nasty”
Guy 1: “Dawg, she goes to West Seattle Highschool, she probably got chlamydia.”
Guy 1: “Nasty”
by WSHS Alumni September 15, 2018
Get the West Seattle highschool mug.When the penis is removed from the oral cavity during fellatio and the recipient graciously ejaculates into one's own palm. The person providing fellatio is then slapped with the semen ladened palm, spreading the viscous emissions across the face. Generally considered a demeaning act.
He was delighted that his partner pulled out of his mouth prior to ejaculating until suddenly he found himself the recipient of a Seattle Slapjack.
by Truckdriver April 14, 2009
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