seaturtle

to spread someone's ass cheeks and shove eggs into their rectum

If you drop the soap, someone may just seaturtle your ass.

seaturtle by Brettsoftheworld March 13, 2015

The Seaturtle 

Putting bendy straws up your nose to act as a snorkel so you don't have to come up for air when going down on a girl that's a solid 10.

"That girl is so fine, I'm going to have to give her the Seaturtle"

"Why do you have bendy straws by the bed?... You never heard of the Seaturtle baby?"

The Seaturtle by TheOneTrueHero July 14, 2022

Seattle University 

Seattle University is a small, quaint, Jesuit college located in a shithole ghetto section of Seattle and attended by students who couldn't make the bar for University of Washington but wanted to hang out in Seattle's depressing weather anyway because they mistakenly thought Seattle would be a great place to live.

Dude, I heard you didn't make it into UW.

Yeah but I can still hang with you in Seattle's depressing fucking weather 'cause Seattle University let me in. Hopefully that rain doesn't drive us to suicide.

Seattle University by Smack Baby September 14, 2011

Seattle Kraken 

The newest franchise in the NHL - (2020). The Kraken are part of the Western Conferences’ Pacific Division, and begin play in the 2021-2022 season. Based in Seattle, Washington, the Kraken will play their home games at Climate Pledge Arena.

Person 1: “Did you hear the name of the new NHL team in Seattle?”

Person 2: “They are going to be called ‘The Seattle Kraken‘.”

Seattle Kraken by Decent Squirrel August 3, 2020

Seattle Rock Band player 

Anyone who plays in a rock band based in Seattle.

Gavin was a Kickass bass player; he's a Seattle Rock Band player & Damn Good at it!

Seattle Rock Band player by Starchylde June 15, 2016

West Seattle highschool 

A school located in west seattle that is known for its trashy hoes and wannabe gang bangers.

West Seattle High is widely known for its 2015 chlamydia outbreak due to a particular “squad” of people having intercourse with each other.

Also widely known for its hoes. They’re known to prostitute themselves within the all gender bathroom. Typical pricing is $5 for a blow job.

Teachers at West Seattle highschool also are unable to effectively teach students, which leads to this behavior.

Guy 1: “Damn that babygirl fine as hell, which school she go to?”

Guy 1: “Dawg, she goes to West Seattle Highschool, she probably got chlamydia.”

Guy 1: “Nasty”

West Seattle highschool by WSHS Alumni September 15, 2018

Seattle Slapjack 

When the penis is removed from the oral cavity during fellatio and the recipient graciously ejaculates into one's own palm. The person providing fellatio is then slapped with the semen ladened palm, spreading the viscous emissions across the face. Generally considered a demeaning act.

He was delighted that his partner pulled out of his mouth prior to ejaculating until suddenly he found himself the recipient of a Seattle Slapjack.

Seattle Slapjack by Truckdriver April 14, 2009