seaturtely

1. something that resembles a seaturtle

2. an adjective for awesome

1. Wow you really go with the flow, you are very seaturtely.

2. Reposera you are seaturtely.

by Pro-K-von Music June 10, 2008

The Seaturtle

Putting bendy straws up your nose to act as a snorkel so you don't have to come up for air when going down on a girl that's a solid 10.

"That girl is so fine, I'm going to have to give her the Seaturtle"

"Why do you have bendy straws by the bed?... You never heard of the Seaturtle baby?"

by TheOneTrueHero July 14, 2022

seaturtle

to spread someone's ass cheeks and shove eggs into their rectum

If you drop the soap, someone may just seaturtle your ass.

by Brettsoftheworld March 13, 2015