seamripper

Slang for an extremely large penis, especially when referring to anal sex.

You don't have to worry about losing your ass virginity to me. I'm not rocking a seamripper or anything.

by AJ McKay June 11, 2006

Seaskipper

The best Wynncraft NPC ever. He literally owns a boat. How cool is that?! He has so much awesomeness his boat became the V.S.S Seaskipper.

HOLY BALLS ITS SEASKIPPER FROM WYNNCRAFT WHAT THE HELL IM SUCH A HUGE FAN

by methbreakingbadgood639 September 25, 2022

seamrider

A womans pants so tight that its beyond camel toe or moose knuckle, she's a seamrider!

check out the toe on that camel! her pants are so tight that seamrider gonna be soar by the end of the day!

by legend M October 28, 2009

Seamrider

Seem-ride(r): a name used to refer to both boys and girls who tend to wear form-fitting clothing. The term describes how one's clothing seams do not fail to touch every inch of their body, thus allowing the joke that one is riding their seam.

NATE: "I don't think I should go into that bar."

ANDY: "And why not? Intimidated by all the sexy girls in there?"

NATE: "No. What's intimidating me are all the seamriders. They're probably all in there wearing cowboy hats and drinking the whole place dry."

by Benny Austin June 30, 2010

Seam Ripper

The act of kicking a males genitalia barefoot with your toes curved upward to really drive your toenails into the seam of his scrotum.

Buddy 1: "Man...my girlfriend caught me in bed with her best friend."
Buddy 2: "She couldn't have taken that well."

Buddy 1: "No shit...she was so pissed she kicked off her sandals and gave me the ol' seam ripper. I think I may need stitches, brah..."

by suitepee138 June 28, 2011

seaskipper

the worst person to ever exist to mankind

hello seaskipper
hi,pay 64 dollars for 3 minute ride

by anti seaskipper league September 25, 2022

Seaskipper

The best, kindest, coolest father figure you will ever have. Also the coolest and best Wynncraft NPC (Non-Player Character). P.S. Seaskipper is NOT gay.

Hop on aboard the V.S.S. Seaskipper, commandeered by the one and only Seaskipper!

by methbreakingbadgood639 September 27, 2022