Seem-ride(r): a name used to refer to both boys and girls who tend to wear form-fitting clothing. The term describes how one's clothing seams do not fail to touch every inch of their body, thus allowing the joke that one is riding their seam.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.