A shit so big you have to grab the sides of the toilet to push it out.
Mike: Dude, are you okay?
Ed: Yeah, that bastard was so big, and wasn’t coming out, I had to hold on for dear life just to give birth to that monstrosity.

Mike: Oh, you experienced a seat gripper!!
Ed: I see you speak from experience.
by FergusMcCloud May 5, 2019
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