Seal clubbing
When an individual who is highly skilled at a task, competes with other people who are relatively new/unskilled at said task. Often used in multiplayer video games.
Seal clubbing by Libertyprime1776 February 26, 2015
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seal clubbing
So a seal walked into a club...
I was on the beach clubbing seals yesterday.
Me and some university friends got drunk and went seal clubbing.
I was on the beach clubbing seals yesterday.
Me and some university friends got drunk and went seal clubbing.
seal clubbing by DJ Ethos November 9, 2008
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Seal clubbing
The act of heading to the club with the sole purpose of getting a fat chick drunk and then taking her home and banging the shit out of her
RANDY: "hey bill, What are you doing tonight ?" BILL: "me and the guys from work are heading out to do some seal clubbing tonight "
Seal clubbing by Super jo jo and friends July 13, 2016
Seal Clubbing
"You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead, mate." is one of the most memorable lines from the song, Seal Clubbing.
Seal Clubbing by Gartenzwerg March 6, 2009
Clubbing the seal
A variation of the phrase 'breaking the seal' whereby one often has to go to the toilet frequently when drinking, once they have gone for the first time of the evening. However, this version can have a variety of misunderstandings that sound like one is about to commit/has just committed an animal rights abuse.
Used mostly in parts of Lancashire and Cumbria, and in particular Lancaster.
Used mostly in parts of Lancashire and Cumbria, and in particular Lancaster.
Clubbing the seal by BenS1986 July 22, 2010
Clubbing the seal
When you're girl tells you she has to take a dump, you follow her into the bathroom. Just as she sits down to start, you shove your dick up her ass and start having anal.
Clubbing the seal by The Dawgpound March 21, 2008
Clubbing the seal
Verb. When a man strikes his erect penis repeatedly onto a woman's vagina, focusing his strikes on her clitoris. Also known as, "clubbing the baby seal."
Clubbing the seal should only be performed during intimate moments and with the lights on. The woman must be supine with legs fully spread and the man must be kneeling, between her legs. The man should not be too portly. The penis must be fully erect and the labia should be spread open, usually with the assistance of the woman's fingers.
Clubbing the seal by BooBoo Larue August 7, 2011
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