Gartenzwerg's definitions

love pat

A light slap or hand patting someones bottom as a sign of affection.

He playfully and affectionately gave his girlfriend a love pat as they walked down the street.

by Gartenzwerg June 16, 2008

purple yurple

Giving someone a titty twister so hard it bruises and turns purple.Pinching a nipple and twisting till it bruises.

If you don't behave I am going to give you a purple yurple.

by Gartenzwerg July 1, 2008

Seal Clubbing

A brilliant song by British band Half Man Half Biscuit.

"You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead, mate." is one of the most memorable lines from the song, Seal Clubbing.

by Gartenzwerg March 6, 2009