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A faggot tiktokker-looking person who smokes enough weed to steal from their parents

Half their day is on facetime

Our current world seems to be run on these idiots. In the end, it’s better business for people like Bill Maher and Seth Meyers to reference their stupidity

An early sign of this disease is males (tend to be blond) in shorts too high above the knees, almost underwear-like

Brits

Zombies of the Marijuana Epidemic

Tend to bring up alcohol in a Marijuana debate immediately when someone expresses their concerns about Marijuana

A tier lower than the Douchefag
I have my gun ready for in case that scumfag arrives my house

That scumfag doesn’t flush the toilet and smells like shit with bad breath but keeps his skin clean

Wow, a 16 year old scumfag vaping. Havent seen that before

What is it about that scumfag’s perm hair with short sides that make him feel so entitled treat girls like shit

I heard he voted for Trump and watches other youtube douchefags like Joe Bongino and Tucker Carlson, and a little Joe Rogan on the side. What a total scumfag

Person 1- I believe weed makes the majority of its consumers lazy, stupid, and thieving pieces of trash who get angered and emotion easily and can’t think logically, as well as its fair share of car accidents and other stuff.

Retard- “BUT ALCOHOL”

Scumfags rule the world
scumfag by nitnas ogied December 1, 2021
A low life being with no morals.
Brynn is a scumbag.
Scumbag by Norm hull January 16, 2015

Scumbag Format

Slang derogatory term for MTG "Type 2" (Standard) tournament format. This tournament style is looked down upon because it requires players to continuously buy new cards, since after a few months cards become banned.
"Naah, I can't play my deck there, they only do scumbag."

or

"I have 2 decks, one for playing with friends, and one that I keep tweaking so I can play scumbag format."
Scumbag Format by Volrather March 25, 2009

Scumbaguido 

A real cuck of a person who likes to argue & solves their problems with verbal abuse & maybe a few punches; typically confrontational and smokes large amounts of marijuana.
"Man, this dude's being a Scum bag". "Yeah, a real Scumbaguido".
Scumbaguido by Girtrude June 28, 2021

lowlife scumbag 

A person that has no morals, decency or discretion, making him or her the lowest of the low.
I can't believe that Rex is such a lowlife scumbag.
lowlife scumbag by mander223 November 28, 2011
A word commonly used to describe those who are lowlife and have no realistic goals with their lives. Often used to also describe those who are criminally inclined, enjoy bullying others for pleasure and entertainment, think that they are champagne in a fall glass when they're luke warm piss in a cup and act like they are the village hardman but are nothing more than a cowardly quim on the side of the road.
Person 1: Did you hear about what Laura did?
Person 2: Yes she's an absolute scumbag.
Scumbag by chickcx September 20, 2015

scumbagged 

The act of doing something really awful to someone else
Karen really scumbagged Mary by sleeping with her husband and taking off with her dog.
scumbagged by Deebop March 27, 2008
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