"Who needs sexual intercourse when I have MTG?! I mean, this Giant of Azeraz has a 4 / 6, trample, and swamp walk."
by AJ May 07, 2004
An absolute twatwaffle. She likes to bully survivors of gun violence and members of the LGBTQIA+ and tout her white privilege.
by Factzoverfeelz June 07, 2022
MTG stands for Meal Ticket Guaranteed. MTG is a word used in dating game when a female only goes out on date knowing that her meal is guaranteed no matter is she going to have sex with a man or not . Usually females use beta males for MTG but don’t sleep with them. No matter how ugly or beta a guy is a female doesn’t mind some meal, so she would be definitely down for MTG. MTG is popularized by Youtuber Jisun Benz , who is host of “Jisun Benz Show”.
Britney: Hey girl , you going to date with Scott?
Amber : Why not, i am just going because MTG, i am not gonna have sex with him.
Amber : Why not, i am just going because MTG, i am not gonna have sex with him.
by Jisun January 26, 2020
MTG stands for "more technically gifted" a phrase created by Mario the Great in a land far far away, this phrase is the embodiment of greatness. It is to be used with caution as with great power comes great responsibility. This phrase will put you ahead in the rat race. It will enable you to escape the matrix. This phrase was revealed in a revelation to Mario the Great. As he slept in his bed of gold the phrase came to him in his dreams. He knew at that moment that this phrase would change the world. Be patient my disciples and you will see that MTG will build up from the ashes and create a new world in greatness..
by Marquess Blackley May 04, 2023
Person: I'm playing Train Simulator 2018
ROBLOX Cunt: I'm playing MTG
Person: the heck does that mean
ROBLOX Cunt: Mind The Gap
Person: sounds like a crap game
ROBLOX Cunt: I'm playing MTG
Person: the heck does that mean
ROBLOX Cunt: Mind The Gap
Person: sounds like a crap game
by gayass69 February 13, 2018
Magic: The Gathering, a collectable trading card game that will consume you, your life and your income!
by arran October 03, 2003
Insane or crazy. Totally devoid of any attatchment to reality like Marjorie Taylor Greene.
In reference to Marjorie Taylor Greene, the QAnon-supporting, conspiracy theory-pushing Republican representative from Georgia who believes school shootings are hoaxes, Jewish space lasers are responsible for wildfires in California, Trump was the greatest president ever, Democrats are child trafficing, baby blood drinking pedofiles, et cetera.
In reference to Marjorie Taylor Greene, the QAnon-supporting, conspiracy theory-pushing Republican representative from Georgia who believes school shootings are hoaxes, Jewish space lasers are responsible for wildfires in California, Trump was the greatest president ever, Democrats are child trafficing, baby blood drinking pedofiles, et cetera.
by sdl1958 February 06, 2021