basically a dirty or ugly looking person who goes above and beyond being a loser, dickhead, dirtbag, dumbass, social failure and a fucktard.
A: yo dat kid brian's hair is so greasy it makes him look like a scumbag and hes such a fucking loser!
B: ya youre rite hes such a scumdouche.
B: ya youre rite hes such a scumdouche.
by pimp perez September 30, 2005
Get the scumdouche mug.The act of being a scumbag and / or douchebag. Activities include excesses of drinking, high-fiving, insulting strangers, toolish behavior and other forms of public debauchery.
DB1: "So then I asked her if she wanted to have sex with me and my 10 closest friends"
DB2: (affirmative exclamation) SCUMDOUCHERY!
DB2: (affirmative exclamation) SCUMDOUCHERY!
by Jerk 27 May 5, 2010
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I totally scadouche better playing sports than anywhere else!
I scadouched my brother all the way from the house to the car!
I scadouched my brother all the way from the house to the car!
by C. Jones May 13, 2008
Get the scadouche mug.A form of birth control, deriving from the art of cunnilingus, and inspired by the ancient Indian tradition of sucking snake venom from a wound. Skudouching is when one person sucks ejaculate from the vaginal cavity in hopes of preventing pregnancy. This method has been proven to be approximately 3% effective.
by OG Skudoucher May 26, 2008
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by Big Cali December 10, 2006
Get the squadouche mug.A generally irritating individual, generally male, that exhibits a verbal display of over-valuing the sound of his/her voice and opinions, and and under-valuing the potential contributions of his/her companion of the moment. Said opinion, developed and expressed on almost everything, is delivered with suggestive or self-serving overtones in order to inflate the orator's opinion of self and/or to garner a sexual experience from the companion. Said conversations tend not to last very long or achieve intended results, unless companion is under the influence of alcohol or other vision/hearing/perception-altering substances. Arising from English "schmoozer" and "douchebag".
Look at shitgrin Derek over there trying to get into CindyLou's pants by talking her up about his dumb Subaru Brat...what a total SCHMOUCHEBAG!!
"No I will not sleep with you, schmouchebag!!"
"No I will not sleep with you, schmouchebag!!"
by notbuyingit August 27, 2013
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You: "Bro, did you hear about that new guy who keeps hitting on my girl!"
Friend: "Yeah, he is a total scadouchebag to the Nth degree!"
Friend: "Yeah, he is a total scadouchebag to the Nth degree!"
by JoNnY_LaPoInTe August 15, 2010
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