scumdouche

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basically a dirty or ugly looking person who goes above and beyond being a loser, dickhead, dirtbag, dumbass, social failure and a fucktard.

A: yo dat kid brian's hair is so greasy it makes him look like a scumbag and hes such a fucking loser!

B: ya youre rite hes such a scumdouche.

scumdouche by pimp perez September 30, 2005

Words you can keep

scumdouchery

The act of being a scumbag and / or douchebag. Activities include excesses of drinking, high-fiving, insulting strangers, toolish behavior and other forms of public debauchery.

DB1: "So then I asked her if she wanted to have sex with me and my 10 closest friends"

DB2: (affirmative exclamation) SCUMDOUCHERY!

scumdouchery by Jerk 27 May 5, 2010

Related Words

scumdouche • scumdouchery • scudouche • squadouche • scadouche • Scadouchebag • Scdouchebag • schmouchebag • shamdouchepaste • skudouche

scadouche

1. to walk up to someone and use your belly to move them around.

2. the act of being scadouched.

I totally scadouche better playing sports than anywhere else!

I scadouched my brother all the way from the house to the car!

scadouche by C. Jones May 13, 2008

skudouche

A form of birth control, deriving from the art of cunnilingus, and inspired by the ancient Indian tradition of sucking snake venom from a wound. Skudouching is when one person sucks ejaculate from the vaginal cavity in hopes of preventing pregnancy. This method has been proven to be approximately 3% effective.

Sorry, I didn't pull out in time, so I guess its your lucky day, i'll skudouche you.

skudouche by OG Skudoucher May 26, 2008

squadouche

Squadouche means zero, zip, nada, nothing, perhaps even less than nothing.

"So I've been out on 5 dates with this chick, I figured I would've gotten laid by now. I haven't even gotten a kiss yet. I got the big squadouche with this girl!

squadouche by Big Cali December 10, 2006

schmouchebag

A generally irritating individual, generally male, that exhibits a verbal display of over-valuing the sound of his/her voice and opinions, and and under-valuing the potential contributions of his/her companion of the moment. Said opinion, developed and expressed on almost everything, is delivered with suggestive or self-serving overtones in order to inflate the orator's opinion of self and/or to garner a sexual experience from the companion. Said conversations tend not to last very long or achieve intended results, unless companion is under the influence of alcohol or other vision/hearing/perception-altering substances. Arising from English "schmoozer" and "douchebag".

Look at shitgrin Derek over there trying to get into CindyLou's pants by talking her up about his dumb Subaru Brat...what a total SCHMOUCHEBAG!!

"No I will not sleep with you, schmouchebag!!"

schmouchebag by notbuyingit August 27, 2013

Scadouchebag

The word "douchebag" with an extra "sca" added to the front to make it more defined or badass. Mostly used by people who are pissed off.

You: "Bro, did you hear about that new guy who keeps hitting on my girl!"

Friend: "Yeah, he is a total scadouchebag to the Nth degree!"

Scadouchebag by JoNnY_LaPoInTe August 15, 2010

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026