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a scottish dumbass that needs a calculator for simple tasks such as reading a book or driving a car
*while playing 301(darts) on the computer*

ben gets a double 20, a 20, and a 10

ben:does anyone have a calculator so i can do 40+20+10 its really hard

Hayden:shut the fuck up you scumbass all i have thats electronic is my vibrator

sol:i only have my knife

ben(to cole): HOOOT!

cole:HOOTOT

ben:HOOOOOT!

bram:oh crap my wheelchair broke and now everyone can see my shmeckle... or can they?
Words you can keep
1. Scumbass; an insult to someone who's really scummy.
2. Scum-bass; A scummy bass. Har Har.
1."Man, Rachel Sharron is not only a beezo, but a scumbass as well.
2."Whoah dude, look at that squirrel, you scum-bass!"
scumbass by Incognito_bito December 21, 2004
A better version of the word 'dumbass'. Sumbass is a word that you use when someone is being a complete and utter dumbass to the point that they don't have a brain anymore, so you call them a 'Sumbass' so they don't infect anyone with the virus called 'Smoll Brain'.
YOU FUCKING SUMBASS STFU BEFORE I POP A CAP IN YOUR ASS!!
Sumbass by twomad's son June 21, 2020
Noun

A person or persons considered to be the most reprehensible sleazy, disreputable, despicable person lowlife jerk.
Most of the Heels of the WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) Especially by the likes of Chris Jericho is a Major Scumass!
Scumass by MikeKal July 25, 2009

The Scumbags 

A term used to describe a group of individuals (mainly used in Belfast, Ireland) who although of a good moral standing choose to drink alcohol of poor quality (such as the famous Belfast barrack-buster and Buckfast)and arrive to pubs and clubs already drunk at the early stages of a night out (sometimes its only mid-day)
'Here the scumbags are blocked already, its only four O'clock!'
The Scumbags by Conor Daffie November 10, 2006

Scrumbassy 

A very racist and closeted gay person who hasn't come to reality with their sexuality and decides to make people feel like they suck or are a bad person overall.
Waldo is definitely gay, god he is such a Scrumbassy
Scrumbassy by Bunsi February 14, 2023
someone who needs to take a shower because their ass is dirty, or a person who is just an ass and u wanna make him feel worse so you call him a scumass
man ur such a stupid scumass!
scumass by alzzzzzzz May 13, 2005
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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