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a scottish dumbass that needs a calculator for simple tasks such as reading a book or driving a car
*while playing 301(darts) on the computer*

ben gets a double 20, a 20, and a 10

ben:does anyone have a calculator so i can do 40+20+10 its really hard

Hayden:shut the fuck up you scumbass all i have thats electronic is my vibrator

sol:i only have my knife

ben(to cole): HOOOT!

cole:HOOTOT

ben:HOOOOOT!

bram:oh crap my wheelchair broke and now everyone can see my shmeckle... or can they?
Words you can keep
1. Scumbass; an insult to someone who's really scummy.
2. Scum-bass; A scummy bass. Har Har.
1."Man, Rachel Sharron is not only a beezo, but a scumbass as well.
2."Whoah dude, look at that squirrel, you scum-bass!"
scumbass by Incognito_bito December 21, 2004
A better version of the word 'dumbass'. Sumbass is a word that you use when someone is being a complete and utter dumbass to the point that they don't have a brain anymore, so you call them a 'Sumbass' so they don't infect anyone with the virus called 'Smoll Brain'.
YOU FUCKING SUMBASS STFU BEFORE I POP A CAP IN YOUR ASS!!
Sumbass by twomad's son June 21, 2020
Noun

A person or persons considered to be the most reprehensible sleazy, disreputable, despicable person lowlife jerk.
Most of the Heels of the WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) Especially by the likes of Chris Jericho is a Major Scumass!
Scumass by MikeKal July 25, 2009

The Scumbags 

A term used to describe a group of individuals (mainly used in Belfast, Ireland) who although of a good moral standing choose to drink alcohol of poor quality (such as the famous Belfast barrack-buster and Buckfast)and arrive to pubs and clubs already drunk at the early stages of a night out (sometimes its only mid-day)
'Here the scumbags are blocked already, its only four O'clock!'
The Scumbags by Conor Daffie November 10, 2006

Scrumbassy 

A very racist and closeted gay person who hasn't come to reality with their sexuality and decides to make people feel like they suck or are a bad person overall.
Waldo is definitely gay, god he is such a Scrumbassy
Scrumbassy by Bunsi February 14, 2023
someone who needs to take a shower because their ass is dirty, or a person who is just an ass and u wanna make him feel worse so you call him a scumass
man ur such a stupid scumass!
scumass by alzzzzzzz May 13, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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