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A better version of the word 'dumbass'. Sumbass is a word that you use when someone is being a complete and utter dumbass to the point that they don't have a brain anymore, so you call them a 'Sumbass' so they don't infect anyone with the virus called 'Smoll Brain'.
YOU FUCKING SUMBASS STFU BEFORE I POP A CAP IN YOUR ASS!!
Sumbass by twomad's son June 21, 2020
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Sambassador 

The ambassador from our dweebish social group into the worl of males(oh lawd), but mainly sex. She educates us on all the different aspects of sex, and enlightens our geekish minds.
Sambassador: Hey Guyz!
Geek 1: Hey rude dude!
Sambassador: I have sex yesterz, BOH YAH!
Geek 2: Wowza, what was it like?
Sambassador: Well...
Sambassador by MAZZLE_MIZZLE May 5, 2009
a fucking clumsly dipshit
sumass by your mama March 20, 2004
The bread smell that gets transferred to clothing after spending a few too many minutes in Subway sub shops.
My jacket reaks of subass.
subass by tempspace May 21, 2009
The area right below the asshole and before the taint.
After playing basketball, Nick's subass smelled like a pirate's foot.
subass by Michael Faillace January 8, 2005
a scottish dumbass that needs a calculator for simple tasks such as reading a book or driving a car
*while playing 301(darts) on the computer*

ben gets a double 20, a 20, and a 10

ben:does anyone have a calculator so i can do 40+20+10 its really hard

Hayden:shut the fuck up you scumbass all i have thats electronic is my vibrator

sol:i only have my knife

ben(to cole): HOOOT!

cole:HOOTOT

ben:HOOOOOT!

bram:oh crap my wheelchair broke and now everyone can see my shmeckle... or can they?
1. Scumbass; an insult to someone who's really scummy.
2. Scum-bass; A scummy bass. Har Har.
1."Man, Rachel Sharron is not only a beezo, but a scumbass as well.
2."Whoah dude, look at that squirrel, you scum-bass!"
scumbass by Incognito_bito December 21, 2004
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