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Scrubtosis

A psychological disease. That which is comparable to thinking one is greater than one truly is. Can also be defined as behaving like a scrub.
That scrubtosis has really gotten to her head.
by MrBlueBerry July 3, 2010
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Scroptosis

A condition of a unilateral unnaturally pendulous and saggy testicle (contained of course within said scrot). Considered a “syndrome” when associated with a sudden increased incidence of saggy ball related effects on life for example: sitting down onto a single ball.

Can be a surgical emergency.

Scroptosis Awareness Day is the 29th of February... every year.

There is no female equivalent.
Man 1: Bro, my right ball always get wet when I take a shit.
Man 2: Dude you need to see a doctor, that sounds like a bad case of scroptosis.

Man 1: Bro I cut my left nut on my bike chain again!
Man 2: How many times does this have to happen. Go see you your doctor. #scroptosisawareness
by Jonnic October 8, 2020
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Scoutosis

When you comb your hair frequently every couple minutes or so and gain a hair fetish
Alex, Robert, and Connor have a hair fetish I think they have caught Scoutosis
by Mr.Snicklefritz December 1, 2010
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Scroptosis

A condition of a unilateral unnaturally pendulous and saggy testicle (contained of course within said scrot). Considered a “syndrome” when associated with a sudden increased incidence of saggy ball related effects on life for example: sitting down onto a single ball.

Can be a surgical emergency.

Scroptosis Awareness Day is the 29th of February... every year.

There is no female equivalent.
Man 1: Bro, my right ball always get wet when I take a shit.
Man 2: Dude you need to see a doctor, that sounds like a bad case of scroptosis.

Man 1: Bro I cut my left nut on my bike chain again!
Man 2: How many times does this have to happen. Go see you your doctor. #scroptosisawareness
by Jonnic October 8, 2020
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Scrotosis

A disease found in the scrotum. Its very dangerous and can cause a lot of harm to the general scrotum area and in some cases it has been fatal. Symptoms include, itchy scrot, lack of BJ's give you a high risk of exposure. Also its a disease I just made up
"Stop scratching your scrot"

"I cant I have scrotosis"




"I have never got a BJ"

"You have scrotosis
by Curny September 26, 2005
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Scrotosis

Scrotosis is the rotting away of the scrotum.
Bill: "I think I have scrotosis"
Tom: "Why's that?"
Bill: "Cause my scrotum is rotting, partially missing, and one off my nuts is on the outside hanging there"
Tom: "That sounds awful!"
Bill: "Not really. It's keeping my nuts from getting stuck to the side of my leg"
by Raven Skyhhhhh April 11, 2010
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Scrubtocious

1.) The act of acting like a scrub.

2.) Acting like Dwayne Wade after he got famous and pampered.

3.) Whining constantly

4.) Irv
Watching Dwayne Wade require his teammates to help him get up after falling down. "Scrubtocious"
by Blue..., March 21, 2010
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