Scrubtosis
A psychological disease. That which is comparable to thinking one is greater than one truly is. Can also be defined as behaving like a scrub.
Scrubtosis by MrBlueBerry July 3, 2010
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Scroptosis
A condition of a unilateral unnaturally pendulous and saggy testicle (contained of course within said scrot). Considered a “syndrome” when associated with a sudden increased incidence of saggy ball related effects on life for example: sitting down onto a single ball.
Can be a surgical emergency.
Scroptosis Awareness Day is the 29th of February... every year.
There is no female equivalent.
Can be a surgical emergency.
Scroptosis Awareness Day is the 29th of February... every year.
There is no female equivalent.
Man 1: Bro, my right ball always get wet when I take a shit.
Man 2: Dude you need to see a doctor, that sounds like a bad case of scroptosis.
Man 1: Bro I cut my left nut on my bike chain again!
Man 2: How many times does this have to happen. Go see you your doctor. #scroptosisawareness
Man 2: Dude you need to see a doctor, that sounds like a bad case of scroptosis.
Man 1: Bro I cut my left nut on my bike chain again!
Man 2: How many times does this have to happen. Go see you your doctor. #scroptosisawareness
Scroptosis by Jonnic October 8, 2020
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Scoutosis
Scoutosis by Mr.Snicklefritz December 1, 2010
Scroptosis
A condition of a unilateral unnaturally pendulous and saggy testicle (contained of course within said scrot). Considered a “syndrome” when associated with a sudden increased incidence of saggy ball related effects on life for example: sitting down onto a single ball.
Can be a surgical emergency.
Scroptosis Awareness Day is the 29th of February... every year.
There is no female equivalent.
Can be a surgical emergency.
Scroptosis Awareness Day is the 29th of February... every year.
There is no female equivalent.
Man 1: Bro, my right ball always get wet when I take a shit.
Man 2: Dude you need to see a doctor, that sounds like a bad case of scroptosis.
Man 1: Bro I cut my left nut on my bike chain again!
Man 2: How many times does this have to happen. Go see you your doctor. #scroptosisawareness
Man 2: Dude you need to see a doctor, that sounds like a bad case of scroptosis.
Man 1: Bro I cut my left nut on my bike chain again!
Man 2: How many times does this have to happen. Go see you your doctor. #scroptosisawareness
Scroptosis by Jonnic October 8, 2020
Scrotosis
Scrotosis is the rotting away of the scrotum.
Bill: "I think I have scrotosis"
Tom: "Why's that?"
Bill: "Cause my scrotum is rotting, partially missing, and one off my nuts is on the outside hanging there"
Tom: "That sounds awful!"
Bill: "Not really. It's keeping my nuts from getting stuck to the side of my leg"
Tom: "Why's that?"
Bill: "Cause my scrotum is rotting, partially missing, and one off my nuts is on the outside hanging there"
Tom: "That sounds awful!"
Bill: "Not really. It's keeping my nuts from getting stuck to the side of my leg"
Scrotosis by Raven Skyhhhhh April 11, 2010
Scrubtocious
1.) The act of acting like a scrub.
2.) Acting like Dwayne Wade after he got famous and pampered.
3.) Whining constantly
4.) Irv
2.) Acting like Dwayne Wade after he got famous and pampered.
3.) Whining constantly
4.) Irv
Scrubtocious by Blue..., March 21, 2010
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