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an alcoholic drink made by mixing scrumpies cider with pulse energy drink.

Also a synonym for getting crunk.
man, I got scrulsed last night. Yeah, the scrulse will do that to you.
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Alternate spelling to scrulse, Alcoholic beverage made by mixing scrumpy cider with pulse energy drink.
Oi, did you hear that Boyer finally took that sluzza Tiffany home but was to Scrolsed to maintain his spicy boner.

scrullet 

A female who is sought after when more than 4 pints of beer have been consumed or the night is nearly over. She is the definition of last resort. This female is usually not very attractive and quite easy to bed.
The night was late and Justin was running out of options, so he decided to go find some scrullet.
scrullet by Eagan March 24, 2007

scrullet 

When you shave above your dick but forget to do your balls.
scrotum-mullet
Nice scrullet asswipe!
scrullet by Priach January 1, 2007
a male who masturbates with the small holes in a ruler
It's sad that Eader is a scruler...
scruler by Jon Murphy March 28, 2004

scrubsexual 

Your sexual preferences include dudes who act like they got sumthin' but really got nothin. Also see: fuccboi
"I just came out to my family as scrubsexual. They took it pretty well"
scrubsexual by scimonoce October 14, 2016

scrubsexual 

An individual who is attracted to dudes who act like playas but really got nothin' aka fuccboi
"How do you identify Sandra?"
"Definitely scrubsexual."
scrubsexual by scimonoce May 4, 2016
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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