scruler

a male who masturbates with the small holes in a ruler

It's sad that Eader is a scruler...

by Jon Murphy March 28, 2004

scrubered

When your Uber takes significantly longer to get you to your destination than you thought it would.

Person A: We've been sitting here for 30 minutes, where you at?
Person B: Sorry bro, got totally scrubered, be there soon.

by SeamusOLanigan April 29, 2016

The Schuler

to fuck a girl in the ass. and make her cry.

The Schuler is from this man named Schuler who was having sex with this girl doggy style. and she pointed at her ass. So he just put it in there. No lube or anything. She feel over crying and he just got dressed, said he was sorry and went home.

by Dizzle Dazzle January 15, 2008

scruder

(SCROO-TER)a person who has been slipped a hallucinatory drug as a practical joke.

"this crazy scruder thinks he just became a prophet!"

by vicious April 19, 2004

miles schuler

another word for the imposter

you are being a sus miles schuler

by fawefwaeawefawef October 9, 2021

Schulered

When you take a dump in a bathroom that does not belong to you and you neglect to flush, leaving the evidence for someone else to view upon entering the next day/week/etc. Also known as a dump-and-run, random shitting, mystery shitter syndrome (MSS).

After a night of drinking and partying:

Rod: Guys, I really need to shit. Do you mind if I use your shitter?

Ric: No problem.

The next day upon entry into the bathroom:

Ric: Holy Shit, I've been totally Schulered by Rod. What an ass!

by Kevin Mooney June 10, 2007

Schuler

To show up at the last minute, after having not participated for an extended period; subsequently scamming free food, drinks, rides, etc. from other event attendees.

I haven't seen him in months, then he shows up, catches a ride out of town and makes us stop for Corn Nuts. He totally Schulered me!

by sarasadie September 23, 2005