3 definitions by Campbell "The Minge Master" McDiarmid

New Zealand colloquial term for the lost art of premature ejaculation
Oi, did you hear Boyer finally took that C-Grade slanger Tiffany home but Wollermaned after only 47 seconds, he says its sorta sweet though cause he thinks she came too. Sorta not that sweet though cause his auntie is coming over in like two hours and there's no way he'll be able to get that wollerman stain out of his pants in time. Seriously bro, he's down to like one pair. I shit you not
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Alternate spelling to scrulse, Alcoholic beverage made by mixing scrumpy cider with pulse energy drink.
Oi, did you hear that Boyer finally took that sluzza Tiffany home but was to Scrolsed to maintain his spicy boner.
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The process of eating out a girls arsehole both thoroughly and regularly.
Oi, did you hear Boyer finally pulled that slut Tiffany last night and treated himself by dishing out an unforgettable Stonyer. He reckons it was sorta sweet cause he thinks she came but it sorta wasnt that sweet cause after he finished his auntie came rouned and reckoned she could smell shit on his breath. Seriously man, he had to brush his teeth like seven times before you could even stand in the same room as him. I shit you not
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