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An absolute arsehole who pisses off to a paradise while fire fighters are dying. Formally known as SCOMO
SCROTO tried to shake hands with several brave volunteer firefighters and they told him to fuck off
scroto by petersmyth January 4, 2020
another word for a gay computer
Dude dont be a that scroto in computer programming is a scroto
scroto by noop April 14, 2005

Scroto baggins 

Porn star Son of the hard working Draggons His Baggins, cousin of well known Frodo Baggins and his lesser known brother Douche Baggins. Grand son of old Saggins and Blue Baggins. Generally known as the black sheep of the afluente Baggins family of the Shire. Married to wife and fellow porn start Cum Baggins and father of Shit and Brown Baggins. His Great Uncles Colostomy and Tenpoundsofshitinafivepound Baggins fought in the war of five armies where one of them sustained life altering injuries. Scroto was introduced to the porn industy by his his grandmother Blue "Ball" Baggins. She did not do well in the industry early on but had a succesful career late in life when she went by the stage name "Under Eye Baggins". Scroto found married life tedious and unfulfilling. He devorced Cum and became involved in gay porn. He Hired Douche Baggins as his manager and went by the stage name Scroto "The Hand" Baggins. He died of Elephantitis when his sack became infected while filming "Ass Baggins the Butt Pirate".
Scroto baggins by StrongDynamics September 19, 2009

Scroto Baggins 

When two guys are together, guy 1 tucks his sack back between his legs, while guy 2 sucks his sack and nose fucks his anus
Roger was giving Thomas the Scroto Baggins, when Thomas farted and it smelled like noodles.
Scroto Baggins by Gayfer10 October 29, 2007

scroto photo 

When a dude sends photos of his penis (ball sack) to others via text.
. That dude Chris shaved his balls and posted a scroto photo.
scroto photo by Bad Nancie November 25, 2014

scroto toe 

When a man's pants are so tight, it separates his balls. Similar to camel toe.
Someone please tell Kevin he's got a scroto toe.
scroto toe by The Perolyzer July 23, 2012
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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