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Scrotein 

a type of protein that works mainly on the balls and the scrotam in general. Some people might take scrotein if they have a small ballsack.
"hey leroy, how did you keep going after the 23rd ho?"

"well, iv been putting in the work and taking them scrotein supplements every day!, that shit really gets the jizz'm up"
Scrotein by tmason January 23, 2008
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Scrotein 

1.) The proteins found in semen 2.) orally ingested semen
1.) I convinced my health-conscious gf to go down on me by saying she'd get 100% of her daily scrotein.

2.) This fag loves his scrotein shakes
Scrotein by StutterMuffin October 18, 2014

Scrotein 

A warm, gooey liquid that gets ejected from a man's testes upon orgasm that is ingested orally by a female.
I nutted in her mouth and she swallowed all my scrotein.
Scrotein by envirocell November 27, 2020

Scrotein Shake 

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth.
John gave Mary a scrotein shake.

Scrotaint 

The area of skin in between a persons scrotum and taint.
Yo my scrotaint dripping purple ooze and mad itchy this morning.
Scrotaint by TheScrotaintKid August 2, 2020

scrotiny 

When someone stares really hard at your nutsack.
The prostitute had an extremely thorough screening process; she subjected me to intense scrotiny before allowing me to teabag her.
scrotiny by JacksoffPollock April 11, 2014

scroteneck 

a person whose neck resembles a scrotal sack and is red from working outside, works hard labor, thinks the government owes him something, drives a beat up pick-up truck with no bed; obnoxious half-wit with random tufts of hair in every which way direction. Lives in a trailor with his fat wife who works at wal-mart and reeks of ass.
i.e. a person who thinks they have a worthwhile invention but is really lying and the invention isn't worth shit.
LOOK AT THAT SCROTENECK!!!
scroteneck by Eseer Ttam October 15, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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