scrooten

Chicago street for the the word "scrutinize"

The recent Mayor Daley of Chicago was asked if he was bothered by all the scrutiny he was receiving from federal investigators. He replied, "They can scrooten me all they like".

by mongusta January 26, 2015

scroteneck

a person whose neck resembles a scrotal sack and is red from working outside, works hard labor, thinks the government owes him something, drives a beat up pick-up truck with no bed; obnoxious half-wit with random tufts of hair in every which way direction. Lives in a trailor with his fat wife who works at wal-mart and reeks of ass.
i.e. a person who thinks they have a worthwhile invention but is really lying and the invention isn't worth shit.

LOOK AT THAT SCROTENECK!!!

by Eseer Ttam October 15, 2008

Scrooter

The area of skin between the scrotum and anus, or vagina and anus. See also "choad" and "gooch".

Mens scrooters are bigger than womens (usually).

by Parallax August 5, 2003

scrootin

scrootin is when you are looking around for something.

what are you doing?

just scrootin around for something to do.

by charlottevictoriajames94 October 21, 2011

scrooted

Being both screwed and rooted at the same time.
Screwed + Rooted = Scrooted

by Hendrix February 10, 2003

Scooten Froody

Something that is hilarious for 2 totally unintentional reasons.

In a very scooten froody move, Mike Lindell said he is pulling all his ads from Fox News because they won't air an ad promoting his false claims of massive voter fraud.

by Brain3at3r July 30, 2021

Scrootnum

Something you say to reassure someone

On a scrootnum ting trust.

by pakiahki July 6, 2023