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hot sconnie 

An act of coitus in which hot cheese curds (or acceptable cheese substitute) are placed on the nether regions of one's lover and licked off.
Yo, that dirty bitch was so nasty, she wanted me to go down on her with Velveeta and give her a hot sconnie. I only use the finest Wisconsin cheddar for that shit.
hot sconnie by Sucky the Badger March 13, 2005

Scrollies 

Purportedly, the most helpless act of wasted time after repetitive scrolling down facebooks homepage. Once you realize you've got the scrollies you can't stop because the scrollies have taken over.
Quick, get off facebook before you get the scrollies!
That guy has been scrolling on his phone for hours. He must have the scrollies.

Patient: I get into this weird headspace where I need to keep scrolling and I can't stop until my friend yells at me to get off my phone.

Doctor: Textbook scrollies.
Scrollies by Doctor Bakshy January 8, 2017

Sconnie Slip Up 

The term sconnie slip up can be used to denote unfortunate events that happened in either a state of confusion, the state of Wisconsin, or both.
I heard cousin Donnie had a sconnie slip up with Nancy; she asked for the cheese curd but he gave her the brat.
Sconnie Slip Up by gilman_god January 22, 2019
A shortened word for Screen Shots.
Hey dude, did you see those screenies I showed you?!
screenies by Bobby B-Ball October 18, 2006
the sconies were a street gang on the far west side of detroit in the 80's
Look at dem young sconies! -KDJ
sconies by Verge94zbleh April 27, 2015
Anything of or relating to Wisconsin. Sconnie is an identity. It can be used as a noun or an adjective. You don't have to be from Wisconsin to appreciate the Sconnie movement. It's all about embracing and celebrating this genuinely Wisconsinesque. If you like eating a brat and cheering for the Packers, you know what I'm talking about.
Tailgating is very Sconnie. Look at that Sconnie drinking a PBR on his Sconnie John Deere lawnmower.
Sconnie by Troy July 27, 2004