Scrivenese

A language of mispronunciations invented by Simon Scrivener

She was completed confused by the conversation until she realised he was speaking Scrivenese

Scrivenese by Bambalino February 9, 2023

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scrivens

a totaly hot babe, with great style and is amazing in bed.
shes in to deep porn and crazy leather fetishes

ellie- dude, scrivens was totaly insane last night!
sarah- i know i have the scars to prove it!

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An exclamation of surprise. Best used very rarely for full effect.

Bloke One: Wow Darlo beat Man Utd 17-0 last night.
Bloke Two: Scrivens!

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One who is characterized by excessive sense of worth or exaggerated decorum.

Scrivener by Hbarca June 4, 2007

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That scrivener, whenever a newbie asks a question, he shits all over his question with his ass hole replies.

scrivener by NESer May 22, 2008

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Person 1: Hey didn't that guy screw his sister?
Person 5: Yeah.
Person 3: That's so scrivens!

Scrivens by bal0123 June 26, 2008

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some rando who made team canada

playedd on the oilers jets and coyotesand is unemployed playing for hockey canada, jeez!

Wow that homeless goalie is such a ben scrivens

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