Scrivenese 

A language of mispronunciations invented by Simon Scrivener

She was completed confused by the conversation until she realised he was speaking Scrivenese

Scrivenese by Bambalino February 9, 2023

scrivens 

a totaly hot babe, with great style and is amazing in bed.
shes in to deep porn and crazy leather fetishes

ellie- dude, scrivens was totaly insane last night!
sarah- i know i have the scars to prove it!

scrivens by ellieleebaby April 8, 2009

scrivens 

An exclamation of surprise. Best used very rarely for full effect.

Bloke One: Wow Darlo beat Man Utd 17-0 last night.
Bloke Two: Scrivens!

scrivens by stu-rob-billy-bob November 6, 2008

Scrivener 

One who is characterized by excessive sense of worth or exaggerated decorum.

That know it all scrivener is a real son of a bitch.

Scrivener by Hbarca June 4, 2007

scrivener 

Also known to "shit in newbies"

That scrivener, whenever a newbie asks a question, he shits all over his question with his ass hole replies.

scrivener by NESer May 22, 2008

Scrivens 

slag form of inbred/incest activity

Person 1: Hey didn't that guy screw his sister?
Person 5: Yeah.
Person 3: That's so scrivens!

Scrivens by bal0123 June 26, 2008

ben scrivens 

some rando who made team canada

playedd on the oilers jets and coyotesand is unemployed playing for hockey canada, jeez!

Wow that homeless goalie is such a ben scrivens

ben scrivens by Ugandianwarrior69 February 5, 2018