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One cool motherfucker with immaculate taste in women, clothes, and humor. A smooth, likable, caring individual with an infectious personality and good looks to match. However, the Scriv does possess a dark side as its cold, calculating wit can be a valuable tool in exacting its revenge. While the Scriv is typically a peaceful, loving creature, when wronged it can become cruel, vindictive, sadistic, and downright coldhearted. However, don't fuck with him or her and you will enjoy one of the most honest, trustworthy, and loyal friends the human race has to offer. While the Scriv is occasionally wrong, it can be looked upon as a highly reliable resource, giving nearly always accurate advice and possessing an encyclopedia-like cache of knowledge and wisdom.
Damn, that Scriv sure is one useful dude.

I don't know what I'd do without a Scriv on my side.

Wow, I was really distressed when I found out my parents were getting a divorce, but then I talked to Scriv and everything was better.

Scriv? That's my nigga!
by Johnny Hot Pockets October 06, 2008
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A dirty bum, usually found wandering neighborhoods with the suburban yeti, throwing in bombs of that vanilla.
Scriv-"Hey, do you think you could buy me some longcut vanilla skoal from the corner store"

by Billy mayzing December 26, 2008
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A boy, that is a complete retard and cant say a sentence without saying like, cries in the union, runs home from nights out- lets just say a sensitive soul. WOW
Sam: Alright scriv how are you ?
Scriv: well erm no like na like well no na cus like erm na yer but well ye so you like ye.
Sam: What?
Scriv: yer you no like well, lauren like ye and then like no cus i ermmmmm just cried and ermm na cus like no and then i went home.
Sam: Twat.
by Tinyt92 October 29, 2011
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1. a term for a poor person

2. a blade much like a shiv, except used by younger and fatter people

3. a term for an arrogant player addicted to snus and soggy walkers
1. watch out, there's a scriv about

2. i'm gonna stick you with my scriv

3. don't go out with him, he's scriv
by scrivscrivscriv February 08, 2008
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