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Scrivner 

Another word for something that is being a really big asshole. You do not want to go near this because it may try and cause you harm in your anal area. No matter how hard you try, a Scrivner will never leave you a lone. The only way to get rid of it is to let it suck your dick, and then give it a good old fashion ass fucking.
Joey: Watch out behind you!

Nate: What am I watching out for, I don't see anything!

Joey: Watch out for that scrivner, it is right on your ass!

Nate: I don't see anything behind me.

Joey: No literally that scrivner is right on your ass!
Scrivner by JoeBelk January 13, 2009
A family with beautiful children who only gain beauty with age
They're such a scribner family
scribner by soberhouse June 17, 2008

Jessica Lee Scribner 

She’s a beautiful female, always looking more refreshed than she is and always trying new things. She is usually dedicated and hardworking except for those sleepy days which isn’t very often. She’s a dreamer but has the ability to pull others back down to Earth.
Dude: Did you hear about that Jessica Lee Scribner?
Other Guy: Yeah, I’m jealous of her Mr. Lucky.

Scrivener 

One who is characterized by excessive sense of worth or exaggerated decorum.
That know it all scrivener is a real son of a bitch.
Scrivener by Hbarca June 4, 2007

scrivener 

Also known to "shit in newbies"
That scrivener, whenever a newbie asks a question, he shits all over his question with his ass hole replies.
scrivener by NESer May 22, 2008
A very pointless mundane conversation, usually about something very childish and stupid.
"Man, the other day I sat on the bus with Jon, and we had like a 20 minute scribner, it was brutal!"

"Jon's mind is so simple that he is only capable of having scribners."
Scribner by poundcake22 October 5, 2010