scrimple

a word that can be used in any context.
it can be used as an adj, noun, verb.. anything.

"can i scrimple that ciggy?"
"lets go scrimple up change and get a coke."
"i cant believe i scrimpled that nasty chick last night."
"that cop needs to stop scrimpling on us."
"i got so drunk the other night, i went home and scrimpled all over the bed."
etc, etc...

by MightyyMuhFkknMousee June 8, 2011

scrimple

A pimple found on the male scrotum.

Yo man, you need to get those scrimples checked out.

by birdmancawcawcawcaw February 25, 2010

Scrimple

(adj) To be economical, frugal, or smart with your money.

(v) To save money; to get a great deal

"John uses lots of coupons--he's pretty scrimple."

"Scrimple that store, yo. Get the deal. Get the coupon."

by Matt A.* December 14, 2008

Scrimples

Pimples, on-or-about the scrotum.

Frequent waxing may lead to painful scrimples.

by Bill McNeal July 30, 2008

Scrimple

A Scrimple is a term used to describe a minuscule amount of something. Mostly used when it's the last bit of something which won't really do the job but it will have to do.

Spud: Tea anyone?
Edward: Ohh, yes please (in a very British accent)!
Spud: *checks milk* ... Ed, you still want tea? There's only a scrimple amount of milk left
Dave: Yeah that will do!

by Sir. SpudLock July 31, 2019

scrimpled

a small unsurcomsized,wrinkled,srivled up dick.

omg Scott has a scrimpled up dick its nasty!

by patriot rue September 29, 2009

Scrimple

A pimple located on the male scrotum.

"Will I become impotent if I pop this scrimple?" Ted asked his doctor.

by swamp_donkey January 11, 2015