Scrimpleton 

The lone brother from the ghetto who enrolled at the junior college for a semester and then disappeared after only the first week of class.

That scrimpleton wigged out and left fo' good.

Scrimpleton by Goat1000 May 29, 2007

Scrimpleton 

A small piece of food.

1. The scrimpletons of cookies left at the bottom of the cup are always the best.
2. After Phillip finished his fried chicken, all that remained were the scrimpletons.

Scrimpleton by JAC1989 May 15, 2011

scrimpton 

Give me a word that hasn't been made up. If I invent something now to put in shampoo what can I call it?

Ricky: Scrimpton

scrimpton by Concher February 16, 2017

James Simpleton 

One of the main characters in an unknown comic strip called We Are The Bored

Always known to be somewhat sarcastic to his friends and others around him. Despite his last name and it's true meaning, he isn't exactly what you'd call a 'Simpleton' although on certain occasions he has been known to be gullible

James Simpleton is one of the main characters in We Are The Bored

James Simpleton by Clint K April 16, 2008

Who let the simpleton out of the asylum? 

A sentence said by a western man in a video game.

Stranger:Hey mister!

Man:Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?

Who let the simpleton out of the asylum? by TheGuyBehindTheWords June 11, 2020

simpleton 

A person lacking analytical thinking skills.

A simpleton's conclusion: "The NSA spies, therefore the Chinese do not."

simpleton by stroydex October 30, 2013

simpleton 

a foolish person with lack of intelligence, common sense, and street smarts

michelle everest, simpleton

simpleton by dictioanrylady December 20, 2008