"John uses lots of coupons--he's pretty scrimple."
"Scrimple that store, yo. Get the deal. Get the coupon."
"Scrimple that store, yo. Get the deal. Get the coupon."
by Matt A.* December 14, 2008

A Scrimple is a term used to describe a minuscule amount of something. Mostly used when it's the last bit of something which won't really do the job but it will have to do.
Spud: Tea anyone?
Edward: Ohh, yes please (in a very British accent)!
Spud: *checks milk* ... Ed, you still want tea? There's only a scrimple amount of milk left
Dave: Yeah that will do!
Edward: Ohh, yes please (in a very British accent)!
Spud: *checks milk* ... Ed, you still want tea? There's only a scrimple amount of milk left
Dave: Yeah that will do!
by Sir. SpudLock July 31, 2019

by swamp_donkey January 11, 2015

Every time I put my underwear on is hurts because I chafe my scrimple.
Dude, I just sat down too hard and popped a scrimple.
I used olive oil as lube and now I have mad scrimples.
Dude, I just sat down too hard and popped a scrimple.
I used olive oil as lube and now I have mad scrimples.
by poopsypoop December 09, 2010

by Bill McNeal July 30, 2008

by patriot rue September 29, 2009

"can i scrimple that ciggy?"
"lets go scrimple up change and get a coke."
"i cant believe i scrimpled that nasty chick last night."
"that cop needs to stop scrimpling on us."
"i got so drunk the other night, i went home and scrimpled all over the bed."
etc, etc...
"lets go scrimple up change and get a coke."
"i cant believe i scrimpled that nasty chick last night."
"that cop needs to stop scrimpling on us."
"i got so drunk the other night, i went home and scrimpled all over the bed."
etc, etc...
by MightyyMuhFkknMousee June 08, 2011
