screwpod
screwpod by douchechill74 April 27, 2012
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screwpidity
Having spent his youth playing Dungeons and Dragons instead of doing chicks, Johnny now suffers from screwpidity.
screwpidity by iantheman October 3, 2007
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Screwpid
An Individual who acts as a cupid for his/her friends but instead ends up screwing any and every odds of the two being together.
Screwpoogler
I am so tired, i just want to sleep.
Come and watch a movie with me or I will give you a wet willy!
Stop being such a screwpoogler!
Come and watch a movie with me or I will give you a wet willy!
Stop being such a screwpoogler!
Screwpoogler by Maxpower243 April 28, 2011
Screwpon
The Screwpon works as a benefit contract. When involved in a sexual relationship, there are certain benefits. The Screwpon provides a multitude of advantages such as free handyman repairs, fabulous meals cooked to order, access to an amazing stocked wine cellar and "insider information" to other deals that the "screwer" might share with the "screwee." Screwpon is residual too! Old boyfriends have been known to give concert tickets and other fabulous trinkets to a past "screwee" and often times Screwpon gifts last well into future relationships thus making those items "a really good Screwpon!"
Scarlett: "Hey Maggie! Bob just offered me tickets to Keith Urban! Wanna go?"
Maggie: "Well of course! I can't believe he's offering you tickets...it's been awhile since you've dated. What a great Screwpon!"
Maggie: "Well of course! I can't believe he's offering you tickets...it's been awhile since you've dated. What a great Screwpon!"
Screwpon by Giddyupgirlfl June 21, 2011
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