screwpod

a term used to mock shitty podcasts hosted by unfunny douches for their idiotic twitter followers

Did you hear Joe and Bob on that crappy podcast of theirs? Fuckin' screwpod!

by douchechill74 April 27, 2012

screwpidity

The distinct lack of sexual knowledge or prowess.

Having spent his youth playing Dungeons and Dragons instead of doing chicks, Johnny now suffers from screwpidity.

by iantheman October 3, 2007

Screwpid

An Individual who acts as a cupid for his/her friends but instead ends up screwing any and every odds of the two being together.

Lalaiya : Me and Chukachukaiya were hitting it off so well until chugaiya showed up and like always, fucked everything.

Jagaiya : He is and shall always remain, a SCREWPID ! ...

Lalaiya : Word ! ...

by Eliminist March 22, 2011

Screwpoogler

A person who is being annoying while you are tired and tryin to relax.

I am so tired, i just want to sleep.

Come and watch a movie with me or I will give you a wet willy!

Stop being such a screwpoogler!

by Maxpower243 April 28, 2011

Screwpon

The Screwpon works as a benefit contract. When involved in a sexual relationship, there are certain benefits. The Screwpon provides a multitude of advantages such as free handyman repairs, fabulous meals cooked to order, access to an amazing stocked wine cellar and "insider information" to other deals that the "screwer" might share with the "screwee." Screwpon is residual too! Old boyfriends have been known to give concert tickets and other fabulous trinkets to a past "screwee" and often times Screwpon gifts last well into future relationships thus making those items "a really good Screwpon!"

Scarlett: "Hey Maggie! Bob just offered me tickets to Keith Urban! Wanna go?"
Maggie: "Well of course! I can't believe he's offering you tickets...it's been awhile since you've dated. What a great Screwpon!"

by Giddyupgirlfl June 21, 2011