Screwpon 

The Screwpon works as a benefit contract. When involved in a sexual relationship, there are certain benefits. The Screwpon provides a multitude of advantages such as free handyman repairs, fabulous meals cooked to order, access to an amazing stocked wine cellar and "insider information" to other deals that the "screwer" might share with the "screwee." Screwpon is residual too! Old boyfriends have been known to give concert tickets and other fabulous trinkets to a past "screwee" and often times Screwpon gifts last well into future relationships thus making those items "a really good Screwpon!"

Scarlett: "Hey Maggie! Bob just offered me tickets to Keith Urban! Wanna go?"
Maggie: "Well of course! I can't believe he's offering you tickets...it's been awhile since you've dated. What a great Screwpon!"

Screwpon by Giddyupgirlfl June 21, 2011

Screwpoogler 

A person who is being annoying while you are tired and tryin to relax.

I am so tired, i just want to sleep.

Come and watch a movie with me or I will give you a wet willy!

Stop being such a screwpoogler!

Screwpoogler by Maxpower243 April 28, 2011

Screwmonkey 

A Prostitute whom will go all out for a shag ( A slag)

Jennys a screwmonkey not that bad a shag though

Screwmonkey by Joel Drayton March 4, 2008

screwton 

A term used by engineers to allocate their hate for Sir Isaac Newton. If newton never lived our lives would be a lot easier. Because of that bastard we are forced to do work till 3am every night. A cross between screw and newton.

1 screwton = 3.569E^-5 (pa*Wb*m*V*kg)/(rad*s*ohm*mm Hg)^(e^ln(0))

"Man engineering sucks, screw newton"

"Yeah...screwton"

screwton by morningview March 25, 2008

screwton 

A footon that is used for having drex(drunken sex).

Baby you lookin mighty fine tonight, how bout we have some drex on the screwton.

screwton by primerib July 21, 2003

screwpod 

a term used to mock shitty podcasts hosted by unfunny douches for their idiotic twitter followers

Did you hear Joe and Bob on that crappy podcast of theirs? Fuckin' screwpod!

screwpod by douchechill74 April 27, 2012

Screepong 

To go to bed. Sleep. Get some rest.

I'm going to go screepong.

Screepong by thecrays October 6, 2013