Screwpon

The Screwpon works as a benefit contract. When involved in a sexual relationship, there are certain benefits. The Screwpon provides a multitude of advantages such as free handyman repairs, fabulous meals cooked to order, access to an amazing stocked wine cellar and "insider information" to other deals that the "screwer" might share with the "screwee." Screwpon is residual too! Old boyfriends have been known to give concert tickets and other fabulous trinkets to a past "screwee" and often times Screwpon gifts last well into future relationships thus making those items "a really good Screwpon!"

Scarlett: "Hey Maggie! Bob just offered me tickets to Keith Urban! Wanna go?"
Maggie: "Well of course! I can't believe he's offering you tickets...it's been awhile since you've dated. What a great Screwpon!"

Screwpon by Giddyupgirlfl June 21, 2011

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Screwpoogler

A person who is being annoying while you are tired and tryin to relax.

I am so tired, i just want to sleep.

Come and watch a movie with me or I will give you a wet willy!

Stop being such a screwpoogler!

Screwpoogler by Maxpower243 April 28, 2011

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Screwpon • screwton • Screepong • Screwmonkey • screwpod • Screwpoogler

Screwmonkey

A Prostitute whom will go all out for a shag ( A slag)

Jennys a screwmonkey not that bad a shag though

Screwmonkey by Joel Drayton March 4, 2008

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screwton

A term used by engineers to allocate their hate for Sir Isaac Newton. If newton never lived our lives would be a lot easier. Because of that bastard we are forced to do work till 3am every night. A cross between screw and newton.

1 screwton = 3.569E^-5 (pa*Wb*m*V*kg)/(rad*s*ohm*mm Hg)^(e^ln(0))

"Man engineering sucks, screw newton"

"Yeah...screwton"

screwton by morningview March 25, 2008