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Wanna take a rizzy in my cruck down da screet?
Screet by Shaquita September 5, 2003
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A frothy, yellowish (liquid but cake like) substance, normally sticky in its natural form and often confused with jazzum.( the color may differ depending on how much puss is in it) Excreted by the hermumphus when rubbed against its own gag-anula. It part of the reproductive process of the Meestachai.
"The fuck is all over you walls?" "Oh,that's screet." , "Jazzum?", "No secret, we got a meestachai in here."
Screet by MX29 December 8, 2019
n. very crusty semen
1. that man was looking at a porn video with old people in it and woop, zoop, sloop, screet came out!
screet by Alen Kim June 2, 2009

screet nigga 

someone who is a trill ass gangsta. screet niggas are shootas.
yo them dudes jake and shaun are some screet niggas!
screet nigga by Goody Doe October 22, 2013

Magnolia Screet 

A location in Athens, GA, where male-on-male fornication is known for taking place. Usually between two members of the Ku Klux Klan. Can be viewed most easily through windows of houses in the 100 block. Also where all men without manhood are declared to be on the path to Hades.
"But now, at 144, uh, uh, Magnolia Screet, I seen thew the winda a dat house. Dey was in white robes, FUCKIN' onenutha. In the ass. Like a choo-choo-train. All sissies goin' to hell."
Magnolia Screet by Ragbar October 16, 2007

YEET SCREET RAT HOLE

This sentence is over used by the BIO Baby-bear. This means when you Fart, Piss, Shit, and cough all at once.Another way of using this is Yelling "Y'all Mind If i Hit That Yeet Screet Rat Hole.
"Hey, Y'all Mind if I Hit That Yeet Screet Rat Hole!"
YEET SCREET RAT HOLE by URGUY December 15, 2017

up on the screen 

Where mental images one puts while masterbating
Phil: " I'd like to fuck that waitress wouldn't you?"
Slick: " I already did this morning by putting her up on the screen".
up on the screen by Mr.Tissue February 8, 2018
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