scraticus 

A foul being, found in the depths of Glenhaven (A third world suburb) which only breeds within its family tree. Also known as Dave

Scraticus can't finish for shit, never give him a cutback in pro clubs

scraticus by Gam Gaganah July 5, 2023

Scrotius 

Older brother of Biggus Dickus, Cousin to Glutius Maximus.
Circa 28 BC

The Roman senate sentenced Scrotius to 20 years in the penial colony.

Scrotius by gjw May 13, 2006

Scroticure

A long, lavish treatment of the seminal sack: including manscape, massage and manipulation.  Often involves scented candles and rooting for The Redskins.

After losing the Fantasy Football Championship, Karl was compelled to perform a poignant and personal scroticure.

Scroticure by KlawzVengeance January 24, 2012

scrainus 

the soft patch of skin that is located between the scrotum and the anus. usually very wrinkled and has a tinge of brown due to it's close proximity to the anus. Its name derives from part scrotum + part anus = scrainus

example a: yesterday i had a terrible itch on my scrainus.
example b: dont you think paul bettinger's face looks like a scrainus?

scrainus by jfreakind August 30, 2007

Scroticular 

of or pertaining to the scrotum

When Bill sat on his nuts, he pinched a scroticular nerve

Scroticular by Ryan O'Beirne July 25, 2003

syracticus 

Living in the state of a chaotic life

My life right now is a Syracticus

syracticus by Syracticus November 15, 2019

Scotticus 

An incredibly attractive guy who treats his girl like she is the only one in the world. Generally awesome, intelligent, and caring, he is a genuine good guy. Unique, with a casual confidence in his masculinity. Unafraid, he is a protector, but also very lovable. Muscular and sexy, hot, and a bedful - this is every girl's dream come true.

Occasionally seen around the gym, performing a radio show, and near ice cream.

A Scotticus is the natural evolution from a Scott, usually around level 17. Usually criticized as egotistical and narcissistic, he really just loves life. Never one to back down from doing what is right or standing up for those he cares about. If there is one person you want on your side in life, it's a Scotticus. He's also definitely not gay.

Man, Scotticus is better than Taylor Lautner and Tom Felton... combined!

Friend 1 - "Where's Scotticus?"
Friend 2 - "It's 4 o'clock, probably doing his show"
Friend 1 - "Not on a Wednesday, man. Quick, check the ice cream bar in the cafeteria!"

Yes! My Scott turned into a Scotticus!

Scotticus by Von Galt and His Girl December 3, 2011