A foul being, found in the depths of Glenhaven (A third world suburb) which only breeds within its family tree. Also known as Dave
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After losing the Fantasy Football Championship, Karl was compelled to perform a poignant and personal scroticure.
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Occasionally seen around the gym, performing a radio show, and near ice cream.
A Scotticus is the natural evolution from a Scott, usually around level 17. Usually criticized as egotistical and narcissistic, he really just loves life. Never one to back down from doing what is right or standing up for those he cares about. If there is one person you want on your side in life, it's a Scotticus. He's also definitely not gay.
Occasionally seen around the gym, performing a radio show, and near ice cream.
A Scotticus is the natural evolution from a Scott, usually around level 17. Usually criticized as egotistical and narcissistic, he really just loves life. Never one to back down from doing what is right or standing up for those he cares about. If there is one person you want on your side in life, it's a Scotticus. He's also definitely not gay.
Man, Scotticus is better than Taylor Lautner and Tom Felton... combined!
Friend 1 - "Where's Scotticus?"
Friend 2 - "It's 4 o'clock, probably doing his show"
Friend 1 - "Not on a Wednesday, man. Quick, check the ice cream bar in the cafeteria!"
Yes! My Scott turned into a Scotticus!
Friend 1 - "Where's Scotticus?"
Friend 2 - "It's 4 o'clock, probably doing his show"
Friend 1 - "Not on a Wednesday, man. Quick, check the ice cream bar in the cafeteria!"
Yes! My Scott turned into a Scotticus!
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