scratus 

During an agile project there is usually a time when the consultants have gone home and it's clear that things are quite as rosey as they'd have you believe that they were to be in the agile seminar that you took. Usually around this time the daily scrum transforms in to scratus. Communication becomes more vague, engineers take a defensive posture whereby they always accomplish something that is important to the project yet the project doesn't get closer to completion. The ultimate tell tale sign of scratus is when the managment is very tense and the engineering team refers to their work by the defect number or feature number rather than the actual feature or defect in English.

Manager: What did you work on yesterday Bill?

Bill: I closed defects 1234,5432, 3212 and 3422. I also worked on feature 1.7 from the requirements.

Manager: Are you blocked?

Bill: No sir.

Manager: Did you update our Rally online agile tracking platform with your progress?

Bill <in nervous voice now>: Yes sir. I do before every scratus, er, I mean scrum.

Manager: When will 1.7 be done?!?

Bill <meekly>: Maybe next week.

Manager: Who's next? We've got a deadline people!

scratus by A. Hacker August 7, 2006

Scratus 

A term used for a little Scrooge rat that never responds. A term often used about a person with the name Matthew Allfrey.

Hey guys, this guy is a Scratus. He’s gone on do not disturb

Scratus by Sexy Louis boi January 25, 2022

scrauso 

In Italian, it means something crummy, sleazy, ugly in a general sense and bothersome. Something that doesn't rouse or stimulate pleasure, generally referred to situations or places rather than people.

Questo posto è proprio scrauso!!

This place is really scrauso!!

scrauso by Daiv Safari March 25, 2008

Titanic Untouched Stratus

Titanic Untouched is known as the ship of roleplay. She is the first one and only one to have the name Titanic. She is a sweet kind hearted person but she does have a backbone. She is apart of a site called RATEDR. She is apart of the Stratus family and the main Untouched.

me-"did you see Titanic Untouched Stratus today"
random girl-"yeah, her family and her look so close"

Titanic Untouched Stratus by Real Nameeee June 14, 2011

Dodge Stratus 

Noun: A Dodge sedan from the nineties, driven by those who demand respect

Will Ferrel: I drive a DODGE STRATUS!

Dodge Stratus by Dr Steven Michael Paradis June 23, 2009

scranus 

The area on a man's body found between the scrotum and anus. Also known as "the seams of life" because if one tears his scranus his soul will fall out.

I tore my scranus and my soul fell out.

scranus by professor nutsack August 11, 2003

Trish Stratus 

World Wrestling Entertainment Diva/Wrestler; 6 Time Women's Champion, 3 Time Babe of the Year, Diva of the Decade, Former Fitness Model and TAG Huntress.

Born in Richmond Hill Ontario, Canada on December 18, 1975 making her thirty years old. Has appeared in multiple magazines and on their covers, although she has never done Playboy. Has been on MADtv twice, done comedy shows up in Canada and will be hosting the 2006 Canada Walk of Fame. She has been employeed by the WWE since 2000. Her real name is Patricia Anne Stratigias and she has two sisters, Christie and Melissa. She still lives in Canada despite working in the US with the WWE.

Trish Stratus holds the women's champion a record of six times.

Trish Stratus by cmarielizabethm April 1, 2006