Scotticus 

An incredibly attractive guy who treats his girl like she is the only one in the world. Generally awesome, intelligent, and caring, he is a genuine good guy. Unique, with a casual confidence in his masculinity. Unafraid, he is a protector, but also very lovable. Muscular and sexy, hot, and a bedful - this is every girl's dream come true.

Occasionally seen around the gym, performing a radio show, and near ice cream.

A Scotticus is the natural evolution from a Scott, usually around level 17. Usually criticized as egotistical and narcissistic, he really just loves life. Never one to back down from doing what is right or standing up for those he cares about. If there is one person you want on your side in life, it's a Scotticus. He's also definitely not gay.

Man, Scotticus is better than Taylor Lautner and Tom Felton... combined!

Friend 1 - "Where's Scotticus?"
Friend 2 - "It's 4 o'clock, probably doing his show"
Friend 1 - "Not on a Wednesday, man. Quick, check the ice cream bar in the cafeteria!"

Yes! My Scott turned into a Scotticus!

Scotticus by Von Galt and His Girl December 3, 2011

Scottitis 

An affliction causing the affected person(s) to have catastrophic failure in any venture they put forth. They can be identified with the physical characteristic of eyes that are very close together. A secondary physical identifier of the affliction is an odor similar to that of a dead skunk who has been left in a dirty diaper for days.

That Robert just can't get anything right. He must have Scottitis

Scottitis by Boncharian September 12, 2021

Scoutitus 

When you've been up in the boonies to long that any peice of ass looks amazing to the eye. Most women from up north tend to be fat and thus make you have beer goggles without the beer.

note "fat chicks are good for practice anyways!"

Scout 1: man i wanna screw that girl over there
Scout 2: are you talking about that huge cow over there
Scout 1: yeah man i got scoutitus i could fuck sheep right now.

Scoutitus by MJLnum1 March 11, 2010

scottisum 

A religion that all scotts should be a part of. A fun loving religion

my religion is Scottisum

scottisum by bromers March 30, 2008

Scottitude 

The attitude from a Scottish Terrier.
Obviously not a spoken attitude but 'The Look' says it all.

Scottitude is the look that says "Fetch??? If you wanted it that bad why did you throw it away dickhead?"

Scottitude by Troops June 28, 2018

scottisum 

A religion that all scotts should be a part of. A fun loving religion. not many rules to it.

my religion is Scottisum

scottisum by bromers March 27, 2008

scotties 

Word derived from wrestler Scotty 2 Hottie. Instead of hottie, use scottie

Meaning, Hotties

"Those girls are total scotties"
"2 scotty, 2 hottie"

scotties by Brian Christopher and Rikishi Phatu May 21, 2006