Scranchy

(adj)- the condition a water bottle is in after being used. 2. the screeching sound heard from squeezing a used bottle.

That bottle is very scranchy after being used for a while.

by scranchy1 February 28, 2011

scranchy

a girl or person who has an array/assortment of sexually transmitted deseases, particularly on mouth or genitals.

ur mad scranchy, u got the scranchyness, alaska is scranchy from the dildo

by rom rom December 17, 2004

Scranchy

A geordie term for the crisped up skin on pork, normally known as crackling.

Lots of scranchy on my plate when you serve please.

by horatio7 September 25, 2006

Scranch

A word to describe a delicious most scrumptious meal prepared fresh while under the influence of marijuana.

That meal was so scranch I almost creamed myself.

by Danwan3 May 8, 2019

Scrunchy Wrestling

A sport where two or more males strip naked and place a hair tie Scrunchy around their testicles. To win the wrestling match you must be the last one wearing your scrunchy. There is only one rule, a scrunchy can only be removed with ones mouth. Much like a bride and garter. Scrunchy Wrestling events often occur on Friday nights where beer consumption is involved

Did you hear Tom Cruise loves Scrunchy Wrestling

by Top Square January 25, 2019

Itchy and Scratchy

Scratchy is a cat that has been teamed up with a psychotic mouse named Itchy. Itchy usually has quiet interesting ways of disposing of Scratchy. The exploits of this cat and mouse team are featured on The Simpsons.

Scratchy has been cut up by various implements, burned alive, had his internal organs ripped out of him on several occasions, had his eyes knocked out with a hammer, and so on.
Scratchy has only been able to defeat Itchy once.

by jesster79 March 3, 2004

The Itchy-Scratchys

When using narcotic pain killers prescribed by a doctor, such as Morphine or Oxycodone. One unpleaseant side effect (Some people enjoy it too) is "The Itchy-Scratchys". This is when you feel itchy all over your body and face and sometimes it feels "So Good" or "Heavenly" to scratch the skin where it itches that you can break the skin and still want to scratch it because it itches so bad.

Wow, after taking one of my Morphine 200mg pills i have "The Itchy-Scratchys" like a mother****er!

by Darrell Abott December 29, 2008