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A scranch refers to a small piece of leftover weed after a grinding and creating the fat J.

You can save it for later and collect more scranches over time in order to create a scranch joint.
''Yo, save up the scranches, brov''
scranch by Classy_Biscuit December 18, 2016
Verb: Used to describe eating freshly prepared food while under the influence of marijuana.

Noun: Great tasting food that’s is eaten while under the influence of marijuana.
Verb: Let’s go scranch some food.

Noun: Wanna go get some scranch?
Scranch by getdafuqouttahere June 3, 2019

Scranch Scranch 

The sound that a plastic bag makes when it is compressed together with any force.
Dude, would you quit that scranch scranch bullshit with the that Publix bag. I'm trying to hear the movie.
Scranch Scranch by xDocRangerx June 29, 2012

Scratches at a Level 6 With Deeper Grooves at a Level 7

Something Zac from JerryRigEverything says in nearly every YouTube Video. He is known for literally destroying phones for a living with various durability tests. Refers to the Moh's Scale of Hardness, and how strong certain cell phone glass is.
Most cell phone glass scratches at a level 6 on the Moh's Scale of Hardness with more scratches being visible with a level 7 'pick'.

"Glass is glass, and scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7".

Scrunchles

A group of 26 scrunchies .
I’m going to get you a bunchle of scrunchles for your birthday!
Scrunchles by Scrunchle owner November 26, 2019

Scratch the Russian 

... and underneath you'll find the second-rate Genghis Khan. This tradition involves violence, cruelty, and lying from the Mongols. Such a state will inevitably become thoroughly corrupt, violent, paranoid, technologically and socially backward, but the Russkies don’t care 'cause they have lived all their lives in authoritarian shithole, i. e. those ignorant tools simply cannot even think of any other model of government.

If Joseph Goebbels were alive, he would be jealous of how well vatniks are saturated with propaganda and the majority of them are jingoistic Putin followers. Sure, anyone can listen to this Führer and his Reichsminister of Foreign Affairs, Sergey Lavrov's statements as long as you keep in mind that 90% are lies and 10% exaggerations - perhaps they all live in a parallel universe as sovoks did in Soviet times.

Putinstan's attack on Ukraine has shown that the war has been proven to be a clusterfuck, they have failed on many levels. Vladolf Putler's dream is to restore that shithole to true superpower, the dream might come true when he is at a respectable age of 120.

A watched pot never boils, therefore Putler's military has adopted once again the good old Mongol tactics; massacres of civilians, tortures and rapes. Like their Asiatic ancestors, they are destroying all infrastructure such as water supply, granaries, hospitals etc. etc., and schools especially if there happen to be children, those future Nazis are a potential threat to Putinstan.
Scratch the Russian and underneath you'll find the second-rate Genghis Khan - more than 250 years enslavered by Mongols has its effects.