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scorzering

repeated bashing with a glass jug to the forehead. to be scorzered repeatedly.
did you see that guys face? he was bleeding everywhere!

yeah he got a good scorzering.
scorzering by azzzzzzzz October 21, 2011
Words you can keep

Anal Scootering 

The process of having anal sex while riding on a scooter.
Pretty good, me and my girlfriend did some anal scootering by the boardwalk.
Anal Scootering by UMARZ May 27, 2010

scoldering 

A combination of the words smoldering and scolding, often used in referring to a rapper's rhymes.
He spits something scoldering hot.
scoldering by JFATX July 12, 2006

Snozzering 

The act of pretending to be asleep with the intention of avoiding interaction with one's Spouse or Partner.
The two lay silently for an hour, each Snozzering in the awkward pause to avoid what they both know they needed to talk about.
Snozzering by TreeBunny January 18, 2016

Scootering 

The primest SPORT ever invented.
Cool people ride them.
John- "Did you hear Peter, Dylan and Rigel scooter sexcore."
Tim- "Yeah, scootering must be rad.
Scootering by PV!!! March 6, 2009

scootering scott 

a boy who loves to scooter and his name is scott.
FUCKING BADASS w/ a sidekick.
he likes amps and halo and is just amazing
FWOOOTTTTT.
theres a legacy of scootering scott
scootering scott by megan ceeee October 18, 2008

Scootering 

A scooter or L shape formed by two bodies used to give oral. Positions can be switched depending on who's giving and receiving.
Tim and Janet were scootering after diner last night
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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