Snozzering

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The act of pretending to be asleep with the intention of avoiding interaction with one's Spouse or Partner.

The two lay silently for an hour, each Snozzering in the awkward pause to avoid what they both know they needed to talk about.

Snozzering by TreeBunny January 18, 2016

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Snookering

When a brother is grinding with a girl in a club whilst simultaneously the girl is facing the other direction , tossing off another different brother in a "snooker cue" motion with the hand maintained in a parallel position. The covert way in which this is done means that both dudes can be oblivious to the other , however when one realises he will be locked in position - unable to make the next move - hence both guys are effectively snookered

"Oh look at that chick, playing some quality snookering - "

" that fat girl is so large the dude can't see he is totally snookered !"

Snookering by Dr Gonzu April 10, 2013

Related Words

Snozzering • Snozzeling • Snozzerlinger • snookering • scorzering • shizzering • slizzering • snazzeling • snoggering • snollering

snollering

The act of sustained snorting while laughing

NK
still snollering at TG 's dad jokes

TG
I can't believe JW's pants fell out of his bag in front of everyone, I'm still snollering about it.

snollering by TreNadz April 27, 2010

slizzering

The act of two female reptilion bodies engaging in what is otherwise known as scissoring, hence the coined term "slizzering".

The two horny toads were in the mood, so they mounted eachother and rubbed their vagina's together; they slizzered, or were slizzering for lack of a better example.

slizzering by DevinP November 25, 2010

snowbering up

(verb) The act of sobering up due to prolonged exposure to snow

"Quick pass the whiskey, I totally snowbering up out here! I think I might be losing my whiskey sweater vest!!!

snowbering up by tilfrie February 2, 2009

Snozzing

A sexual act during which one party blows their nose into the receiving party’s asshole.

I was totally snozzing your grandma last night. I didn’t have a tissue so that was the next best thing.

Snozzing by Daddy’s Little Disappointment October 28, 2022

Snootering

When one guy ejaculates directly into the pee hole of another guy. Therefore forcing the second man to ejaculate the first guy's cum out

My mom caught my best friend and I snootering last night

Snootering by Dj jeremy November 6, 2022

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026