sport

the name your dad calls you by that makes you feel like a total loser, which you probably are anyway (synonyms: champ, chief, etc.)

"Hey sport, whaddya say your old man teaches you to throw the ol' ball around today."
"Dad, I'm an All-American pitcher at U of Texas."
"Oh sorry son, the ol' ticker ain't what it used to be."
"Dad, please, you're embarrassing me in front of my bitch."

by Nick D April 29, 2003

sport

The sociological phenomena where throwing large amounts of money at anything will cause participants and spectators alike to obsess over the subject in question.

"Think we can turn butter-churning into a sport?"
"I'm a multi-billionaire. I'll see what I can do."

by Crackeford September 1, 2013

Sport

generic name used as a substitute for a person's surname.

See also chief, ace, champ, boss, dude, pal, slappy, guy, man, homey, junior, my deuce

I was at work today, and some dickface dropped this line on me:

"What's up, sport? Think you can get me a drink there, chief? What do you say, champ?"

by Ricky Roma November 27, 2003

Sport

Giving up your own physical health and mental stability for the love of the game.

Injuries.
Mental Breakdowns.
"I can't, I have ____"
REAL sport

by Andee_SOCCER July 28, 2013

Sport

1. verb. The process of throwing a sporting ball, such as a football or mandarin, to a forewarned but nevertheless unsuspecting workmate, teammate or stranger (but never spouse or pet). An initiator, termed a ‘sportor’, expresses their desire to instigate ‘sport’ by firmly stating “Sport!”, usually preceded by the name of the recipient, termed a 'sportee'.

Note: To have succeeded at sport is to catch the sported object; to fail is to be struck unflatteringly or critically by said sported object.

"Sport is a great team building exercise!"

by Sportorer. October 18, 2012

sport

any activity that one can practice, AND compete in with others on different levels (eg. by class, district, state, national, etc).

Squash may not be as athletically challenging and demanding as football, but it is a sport.

by TripleJumpr1.3 April 15, 2011

sport

games but are taken overly seriously at times. people take insults on their sports personal. its kinda funny

guy one: hey man no offense but i think your sport is kinda boring.
guy two: your mom's a hooker and your a faggot so fuck off

by tizzle dogg December 8, 2011